Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock
STFGames · 2025 · Exploration, Immersive Sim, Idler, Survival, Nature
PC
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About Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock
Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!
Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.
Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.
Gameplay Highlights:
- 🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.
- 🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass
- 🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.
Why Be a Rock?
- Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.
- Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.
- Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
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Very fun and interactive game. would recommend 20/10
This game really satisfied some long held desires that I didn't even know I had.
Если хотите чтобы за вами приехали ТЦК войдите в топ по времени(хотя бы на 20 место)
Soothing, funny, and great to have going in the background while working on other things. You can't move, jump or anything, just rotate around your rock and observe. Its so peaceful! A wonderful stress reliever!
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