Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game

Greetings, fellow gamers and romantics alike. Let me preface this review by saying: I am not just a Table Manners player—I am a Table Manners believer. This game is not merely a physics-based simulator. No. It is a transformative experience. A digital rite of passage. A gauntlet through which the uninitiated are forged into elite-tier dating machines. If love is a battlefield, then Table Manners is my tactical training simulator. Strap in, grab a lobster with one robotic claw, and let me tell you about the game that changed my life. 🧠 Background Context (yes, I’m qualified to speak on this) As a longtime Reddit moderator for several relationship and sim game subreddits, including r/DatingOver30, r/WeirdSimGames, and r/HandPhysicsRevolution, I have logged more hours in weirdly specific simulators than most people have in actual relationships. But Table Manners? Oh, baby. This game was different. Before this game, I was but a humble Discord mod with a penchant for ordering chicken tendies on Uber Eats and giving stern warnings about off-topic posts. Now? I’m in a long-term relationship with an actual human woman™. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. 👏 🧪 Gameplay Mechanics: Glorious Chaos…

Pretty okish game, nothing exceptional tho

I just love this game. The whole dating angle is honestly not interesting, but the gameplay is great. You have complete control over your character's hand and have to interact with different objects to set up the perfect date, solving puzzles along the way, like ordering tomatoes when there is none on menu. Every restaurant has its own gimmick, which keeps levels from getting boring. Controls are a bit stiff, but at the same time very responsive, so controlling your character can be difficult while you still have complete control. It is definitely somewhat of a rage game, and controlling the character can get really difficult, especially with all the gimmicks of some levels added into the mix. But there is a lot of soul and effort put into this game, as well as a ton of slapstick humor, quite often, the main source of that humor is you yourself. It is definitely not a game for everyone, but I really enjoyed it. I would recommend it to people who like rage games, even though I am not really one of those people myself.

I don't know how this game got in my library, I can't find it in my purchase history, and I don't think anyone I know would have gifted it to me, but you know what? I barely touch it, it's not my thing, but I understand it's a good game and I find it pretty good at what it does.

nice game fun achievements but i would not play it again not worth your time tbh

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