These Thieving Hearts

These Thieving Hearts

Heart's Choice · July 18, 2024 · Choose Your Own Adventure, RPG, Interactive Fiction, Character Customization, Choices Matter

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These Thieving Hearts price by region

These Thieving Hearts costs £5.89 in the United Kingdom, €6.89 in Europe (EUR), $6.99 in the United States, $6.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$8.99 in Canada, A$10.25 in Australia, NZ$10.49 in New Zealand, R$23.50 in Brazil and zł31.99 in Poland right now.

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United Kingdom £5.89 £5.89 — 1
Europe (EUR) €6.89 €6.89 — 1
United Statesyour region $6.99 $6.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $6.99 $6.99 — 1
Canada CA$8.99 CA$8.99 — 1
Australia A$10.25 A$10.25 — 1
New Zealand NZ$10.49 NZ$10.49 — 1
Brazil R$23.50 R$23.50 — 1
Poland zł31.99 zł31.99 — 1

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About These Thieving Hearts

A wealthy benefactor. A master lockpick. A magical bodyguard. A trusted ally. A skillful rival. All of them are out to steal priceless treasures. Which one of them will steal your heart?

These Thieving Hearts is a 280,000-word interactive novel by Raven de Hart. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

Contact from a mysterious billionaire leads you to a Scottish manor, all on the promise of a fat paycheck. When you arrive, you find it’s much more: this billionaire has a copy of the Thief’s Demise. The most dangerous, most secure targets in the world, all magically defended. Stealing even one can raise your profile.

He wants you to steal all of them.

Arthur is nigh unflappable, funding this entire endeavor, and even has a crew ready to go. Ivan, an experienced thief with a quick mind and quicker tongue. Eiji, one of the best lockpicks you’ve ever encountered. Jackson, the grandson of a legendary bodyguard and enforcer in the magical underbelly. They cut a heck of a picture, but Arthur’s brother has his own crew to oppose you, and they’re no slouches, led by Cesar Espinoza, one of the most infamous charmers out there.
It's a madcap dash around the world, trying to outpace the opposition and stay alive in vaults designed to kill you, all while juggling the handsome cavalcade of available men. But something stronger lurks in the background, an age-old rivalry between the god of thievery and the Cult of Vaults who try to keep him at bay. And they are none too happy with you pulling off some of the most exceptional heists in the world. Every stolen mark empowers him, and they’re desperate to prevent him rising too far.
  • Improve your thieving skills
  • Fight or talk your way out of sticky situations
  • Fly to far-flung corners of the world
  • Weave magic, hack computers, blow stuff up – you have options
  • Take quiet moments to really get to know your companions
  • Enjoy life in the lap of luxury
  • Encounter truly bizarre, powerful magic
  • Be gay, do crimes – literally
  • Uncover the secrets of the god of thievery

Can you balance it all? Can you find true love? Can you complete the Thief’s Demise?

These Thieving Hearts — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Unsupported
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Oct 1, 2024
While I don't personally have an issue playing a gender-locked MC, I know that some people hate it. I don't think that is a good reason to avoid a story that sounds interesting to you, nor do I think it should be given a negative review because of it. Some people have clearly been spoiled a little too much and feel some sense of entitlement because of it, I suppose. Alas, that aside, that isn't why I disliked These Thieving Hearts. Being an avid fan of interactive fiction I'm constantly on the lookout for something new, something exciting, something different (there is only so much high school drama and/or 'you've just learnt of the supernatural world - ah scawy' a person can handle). I say this to imply that I believe my standards are higher than the average person. Sadly These Thieving Hearts didn't resonate with me how I hoped it would. The story starts with our MC arriving at his new client's house to be briefed, although vaguely, on the potential job. They call it 'The Thieves Demise'. It is basically a legend for the thief community and is said to be the hardest trials any thief will have to encounter. Managing to get even one of the items on the list will shower that pe…
20 found this helpful
Not recommended Jul 24, 2024
I should have played a demo or read the summary before purchasing, so that's on me and I wish I could give this review a more neutral recommendation rather than a flat yes or no. This game wasn't quite what I was expecting. I'm used to all of the Choice games I've played before giving me a lot of open options for the MC you get to play as. Gender and sexuality specifically, I'm used to being able to customize. That is not the case with this game. You don't get to choose the gender or sexuality of your character. I also found some of the character dialogue options to be annoying as well but I was already frustrated by the time I got to that point I had already decided I didn't like the game. Maybe the things that bothered me won't bother others and they'll be able to enjoy the game.
13 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 25, 2024
Woohoohoo! I was wary of the story at first and then... It slowly coaxed me with interesting things, actual humorous lines and lots of THIEVING with MAGIC!!! How can you not?! Well okay... I know this is Male X Male and that's not what everybody likes. That's okay. If you really need to hear it: You can skip lewd scenes by picking the right option OR... Just don't read it. But yes. There is no male/female choice of MC and you will have love interests only as males. Which is... So really freaking damn awesome!!! The stuff is so hot- Oh, oh right. Moving on. ^^ (I am not sorry!) The story kept my interest. I especially liked that they let you pick if your character is a history buff/techie or a magic user (and others). Let's face it. If magic is involved? You are using that sheet for everything. I also think the best parts were where the author was really crafty with the way magic was implemented. How things worked and the artifacts! I actually have to say "kudos!" to them on these parts! Love interests... Hmm... Okay well. Everyone has their own persona and skills. A [i]diverse[/i] set of characters if you will... And I didn't really get attached/tunne…
9 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 20, 2024
raven de hart never misses
8 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 4, 2026
being an avid reader of interactive fiction for years, i can rate this one a solid 7 out of 10. while i did find some of the story predictable and cliche, i do appreciate and enjoyed some aspects. the characters are fun to interact with and the romance did not feel too forced--- at least from my experience with cesar and ivan. the choices you make does feel like it affects the story and has consequences or can be rewarding. i do however don't think that this game has that too much of replayability worth unless you want to see how the romance would go with the other guys or just curious what would happen if you did this and that. compared to Breached and Thieves' Gambit, a bit underwhelming but was definitely saved by the unique implementation of magic and interesting characters. would definitely recommend for the gays and for those who are into thieving/heist plot.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 7, 2025
i enjoyed this a lot! my only sorrow is that i cannot kiss god

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