Umichan Two Scoops

as a person 👨 who has lots 🍑 of sex 🍆 all 💯 the time 🕐, i 👥 can say 💬 that this game ⚽🎮 is 100 💯% accurate 📏📐 to having sex 🍆 with sexy 👉👌🍆 women 👩❌. like 👍🏻 i 👁 do. everyday 🗓. this game 🎱 did not make 🖕 me horny 😉 however 🖐. i 👁 am not gay 🌈. i 👁 just have too much 🔥 sex 🍑🍆 with real 💯 women 👧 to spend 💰 more than 15 🔳 minutes ⏱ in this game 🎮. on 🔛 the other hand ✋ i 👁 would recommend 💡 this game 🎮 to people 👨 who do not have sex 🍆 (unlike 🥴😍 me because i 👁 have lots 🍑 of sex 👉👌 with women 👧 a lot 🍑) as there is a naked 😏 woman 👩🏻👱🏿‍♀️ in it and she 👩 is naked 😈😍😏. she 👩 kinda 🍕 looks 👀 like 👍 one 😤☝ of my many 👬 girlfriends 💑💏 who i 👁 have sex 😩🍆🍑 with a lot 💯. i 👁 have lots 💯 of sex 🍆😳. i 👁 also 👨 an very 👿👌 handsome 😳😏 and women 👩 ALWAYS 🕔 want 😍 to have sex 🍆💦 with me because i 👁 am very 👌🏼 muscular 👅 and handsome 🥰 and very 👌 good 👍 at video 📼 games 😻🎮. all 💯 my girlfriends 💑 say 🗣💬👀 im 💘 very 👌 good 🤤😘👍 at sex 🍆🍑 and playing 🎮 video 📹📼 games 🎮 and being handsome 😳😏. one 👺☝🔥 of my girlfriends 👸 asked 🙏 me to have sex 🍑🍆💦 with her 👩 but 🍑 i 👁 told 🗣 he…

Much better than the first Umichan game, but still pretty damn buggy. Fortunately, the price is fair.

not worth the time and money to have this game, lackluster at best.

Basically a gallery of okayish Flash animations with extra steps. It's cheap so I guess you get what you pay for.

The animations are nice. But there's not NEARLY as much choice as the game claims (there's basically none), it is VERY light on both content AND "content" and there's very little player involvement whatsoever. Give me the option between this and just looking up some random animated nudie .gifs, I'd just take the nudie gifs. It IS a nice idea, both the premise and the interactions could be great if fleshed out all the way, but instead, done like this, it just feels like a DEMO for an ACTUAL game. Not worth the entry cost, basically.

good, simple game, good artwork