Uriel's Chasm

I don't know what to make of this?

Wow. What an experience. First of all, I love Jesus. Let's make that clear. This game though, makes it very difficult to embrace my love of Jesus Christ. It is very confusing, and I'd much rather go read my bible by my bedside table.. next to my wife who I love btw (not more than Jesus) (and I also have 4 kids and a dog). Anyways, Uriel's Chasm is not worth the five dollars of my hard earned money. In which I earned at the construction site (I also work at Staples on the weekends) (and in the summer I mow lawns for my neighbors, and wash their cars, and walk their dogs) (I also bring Mrs. Rose's groceries inside free of charge) (Mrs. Rose is a very pretty woman, almost prettier than my wife) (I would never commit infidelity, as I am a man of God). I would give this game 1,002/1,000,000.

It's a mashup of three incredibly nauseating, vomit-inducing mini-games and none of them are good, but because it's so bad I actually think it can be enjoyed ironically if you don't value your time at all.

trash

Yea.... uhhhhh wow. What a game seriously I'm converted.

I don't really think I know words that do this sort of game justice. It feels like it must've been the project of some, specific, determined vision - but I just can't see it. I'm likely missing the point on this, and i doubt i'm alone in that, but man is this game strange. I gave it a good shot, finished it, but I'm still not entirely sure what was going on. At least it was short. Kind of.