Uriel's Chasm

I don't know what to make of this?

It's a mashup of three incredibly nauseating, vomit-inducing mini-games and none of them are good, but because it's so bad I actually think it can be enjoyed ironically if you don't value your time at all.

Yea.... uhhhhh wow. What a game seriously I'm converted.

I don't really think I know words that do this sort of game justice. It feels like it must've been the project of some, specific, determined vision - but I just can't see it. I'm likely missing the point on this, and i doubt i'm alone in that, but man is this game strange. I gave it a good shot, finished it, but I'm still not entirely sure what was going on. At least it was short. Kind of.

This game makes absolutely no sense. I was gifted this game as a prank to stream and I had no idea what I was doing. The first level looks like a cool galaga-esque space level where you're literally blasting up asteroids and collecting psalms- mind you while doing so, you have to watch for your fuel levels and ammunition and also avoid the giant space whales trying to destroy your ship. Then the second level becomes a 2D style scroller where you're dodging things for dear life. I don't know if I hate it but I know I don't like it and I can't get the music out of my head.

disgusting.