Yasai Ninja

[h1] You can't go wrong with ninjas... well you can. [/h1]

Camera view is awful. Story is basic and boring. Combat is terrible.

Pee Hammer

Really cool idea. Just plays kind've not great.

I really wanted to like this game, but unfortunately there's really some janky stuff in it. To start with the positives, the art direction is so good and consistent. Effort really went into creating all the character models and it reminds me of some old school Nickelodeon tv show. I also liked how it would switch from 3d to 2.5d sidescroller. That contrast was nice and well done too. Everything else though is kinda sad. Combat is laggy and not fun. Puzzles are annoying and mostly require you to just walk across the entire level. Sound effects are missing for a lot of things and just don't sound good overall. If you die, you'll often respawn far away from where you died making you redo a lot of these annoying puzzles and combat. Overall, 2/10 RIP Yasai Neenja

Tags: 3PHS - Third Person Hack & Slash Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Too low ambitions and limited. Outcompeted by any half decent japanese hack&slash. Even Orc Attack Flatulent Rebellion is superior to this. Outstanding Issues: -The starting castle's environment is all too cramped and samey looking making it a disorienting affair to beat that stage -Footstep sounds from onion protagonist in rapid machine gun-style fire drives you mad -Onion protagonist causes camera to shake due to bobbing -Game breaks pace with busywork such as pointless dragging of furniture around -Combat is mostly a simple button mashing affair, with the occasional use of the double jump to escape and special attack move - rinse repeat (combos do exist but are rarely critical and often consist of mashing the attack button multiple times in a row anyways) -Onion Senpai and Afro Brocoli protagonists are a cringe idea -Camera panning when using right stick is somehow dizzying -Game feels like it is always wasting your time, having you enter an area - pull levers left and right - before you can proceed straight -QTE events bring nothing valuable to the experience -Plot does no…