You Got Crabs

You Got Crabs

BefuddleBug · 2023 · Casual, Simulation, Life Sim, Time Management, 3D

PC
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About You Got Crabs

You Got Crabs is a relaxing crab simulator that allows you to watch, and care for, crabs in different settings.

Crabs
Crabs are simple creatures. They require food and space to live, but not much else. They will roam around, eat plants or animals and breed with each other. Watch them grow and live their lives, or intervene with toys and new foods which can be found in crates that wash ashore.

Evolution
The crabs will evolve and their changes will affect their life cycles. The evolutionary processes are displayed by the color of the crab. A crab that has more red or orange will likely be able to handle heat better than a blue crab, for example. These traits are passed on to offspring, so they are able to adapt over time to changing environments. In the game, the player is able to modify the environments to force these changes.

Food
These particular crabs love to eat plants, particularly their specially formulated berries, but over time they may develop a taste for meat. If they do they will feast on the bodies of other dead crabs. If they never reach cannibalism, however, they may begin nibbling on the stalks that grow their special berries to gain extra nutrients. Be careful that they don't destroy the crop.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

You Got Crabs is praised as a relaxing idle game suitable for playing in the background while working, with players enjoying its aquarium-like quality and variety of creatures including ducks. However, some players report a persistent bug where crabs inexplicably turn green regardless of their actions, which has frustrated those trying to maintain variety in their collections.

Recommended Aug 20, 2025
Crabs! Nature's birds. Long have I sought to understand and rule these rare, obscure creatures, so I practically shat my pants when I saw this pop up on my Steam page. Metaphorical faeces was smearing up my back and onto my leather computer chair. You Got Crabs might seem like a crass title at first, but it belies a subtlety known only to crabs. The crabs in this game walk forwards instead of sideways, which is something that always pissed me off about real crabs. I also never liked that real crabs didn't have a gaping vagina on their backs so I could tell which ones I could jack off to or not. This game solves both major issues I had with crabs, and more. If you don't buy this game you are a genuinely bad person.
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Recommended Dec 22, 2023
All of my Crabs become Green. No matter what I do, they all eventually become green. Green is inevitable. Help.
5 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 10, 2024
Great Idle Game to have going while you work. THEIRS DUCKS TOO! :D Like a digital interactive aquarium
2 found this helpful

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