Zerowood

Lucky me gets the dubious honour of writing the first review for Zerowood. Zerowood is a very poorly made arcade/endless runner with a UFO invasion theme. Gameplay consists of riding a bike endlessly to the left, avoiding or jumping on cars, avoiding trucks etc while the UFOs fly overhead and cause more problems. Overall, a very shallow gaming experience that makes mobile apps like Angry Birds look deep and sophisticated. Valve says we're supposed to write something we "like" about games when we write a review, so... uh... this is sincerely made and doesn't seem to be an asset flip. That's unfortunately where the good stuff runs out. There's only partial English translation for the game, many elements of the UI aren't in English, but that's ok. It turns out, the language of bad games is universal. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. There's no o…

Before I start my review of this Travesty let me say that if you decide to try this game make sure your Windows Display settings are set to 60FPS , because 240 is like watching roaches speed across your screen ....good luck .... This is a great disappointment. The opening video looks awesome!! then the ship comes out and I like the way this game looks. THEN IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL. You are on a Bike, you ride your bike in heavy traffic and jump over or on top of other vehicles. That's about it . Honestly ive enjoyed watching paint dry and reruns of the TV Show ALF (in French), more than playing this game. If Wasting your money and time on this tragedy turns you on, then go for it .. P.S. I don't know what that video is that shows the supposed gameplay , but uh , you are on a bike, in traffic .. thats all ..