Guardians of Victoria

Just garbage of a "game". I have played far better flash games than this.

The only thing that actually needs guarding in this game is your wallet, if you really bought this game

Gas leeks

I knew this game had bad reviews. I read them. I still launched it anyway. Big mistake. The first thing you notice is that nothing feels right. The menu already fights you like it’s the first boss — buttons barely respond, UI looks like random assets glued together, and the music overlaps like five tabs playing at once. You finally get into the game… and instantly regret it. Controls feel delayed, like your character is thinking about jumping instead of actually doing it. The screen keeps moving, the visuals are messy, and half the time you can’t even tell what’s a platform and what’s just background decoration. So yeah — you die. A lot. Not because it’s hard, but because it’s broken. Performance? Somehow worse than expected. Low FPS, random freezes, and for some reason the game tries to eat your RAM like it’s running a AAA title in 8K. But the best feature? The game doesn’t close. You exit → it’s still running. You stop it → it’s still running. You check Steam → congrats, you’re still “playing”. At this point it feels less like a game and more like malware with a platformer minigame inside. There is a cool idea here — steampunk setting, different characters, some attempt…

I picked this up for a few cents thinking I'd found a hidden gem — the Victorian steampunk aesthetic and character-switching mechanics genuinely sounded interesting. But the game is fundamentally broken: constant RAM bloat, inputs that register seconds late, falling through platforms, and a game-over screen that greets you almost immediately. To make matters worse, the game refuses to actually close, silently running in the background and eating up memory long after you've quit. Even the developer themselves posted a negative review admitting this isn't a good game. Save your pennies.

Guardians of Victoria is a running game with multiple twists, taking conventional running gameplay and creating something unique! Testing your reactions, planning, and timing in an action-packed multi-tasking race to the end without being caught by Jack the Ripper.