What a Cluster Fight

What a Cluster Fight is an unpolished console-esque 2D retro pixel PvP only platformer/shooter with a focus on local gameplay. I'm inclined to suggest this is in no small part a Unity Asset flip, as the game executable name is "Platform Battle", presumably the Unity template they've ripped off here, and in line with an asset flip, the quality is deplorably low. But to give them the benefit of the doubt, and to let gamers know how bad things are here, I'll go over the other aspects of the game. The first thing gamers should know is that this doesn't work, and can't be played. On the store page, the developers admit they didn't know how to use a mouse + keyboard and couldn't make it work properly in a PC game, which is a pretty bad thing to admit to. However, in the game menu, you can choose KB+M as your control scheme. Right. However, you can't launch the game using the assigned button to do so (Enter key). So, I borrowed a console peasant children's toy gamepad, sterilised it, plugged it in and determined you can't start the game with that either. Presumably absolutely zero testing has been done here. This is designed as a game for console peasants, but it was dumped …