Goblins Stole My Panties 👙

horrible game everything is a 3 sec loop of one scene minigames are stupid and even if u fail u pass. no choices or variety this game blows

Somewhat cute. But, English translation is lacking and the scenes are cut super abruptly, no orgasms, no ♥♥♥, nothing. Just goes from having sex to next part of the story.

epitome of mediocrity, mediocre minigames, mediocre animations, mediocre models within said animations, hate how every vag looks blown out

If we eliminate the puzzle element (which is also timed) from the story we find ourselves with an interesting little story with multiple women to pursue but its very linear. You don't miss a great deal with your options UNTIL it comes to a few H-Scenes which require you to somehow be good, but not perfect which is counter-intuitive when you're looking to beat the game. I had to go through this a second time to get those scenes having looked up a guide - and it's not that big a deal, like it's a short game but I think it should've been the other way around, if you did good but not perfect you got some, if you did perfect you got all. Minor Gripe. Decent Art. Decent Scenes. Worth your time.

was a stupid game

A short, silly, intentionally trashy adult parody that delivers exactly what its title promises — crude humor, simple interactions, and a chaotic goblin theme. It’s not a polished game, but fans of low‑budget adult comedy titles may find it amusing for a brief session. ✅ Pros Absurd humor — The game leans fully into its ridiculous premise, which can be entertaining if you enjoy crude comedy. Light puzzle interactions — Simple tasks and interactions make it easy to pick up and play. Short and straightforward — Works as a quick, casual adult experience without commitment. Clear target audience — Fans of adult parody games know exactly what they’re getting. ❌ Cons Very limited content — The game appears extremely short with minimal gameplay depth. Low production value — Visuals, UI, and mechanics are basic compared to mainstream titles. Lack of meaningful reviews — Almost no detailed user feedback exists, making quality hard to gauge. Possible bugs or issues — Community discussions mention bug reports, though details are sparse. Niche appeal — The adult‑only comedic style won’t appeal to most players.