Don't Crash - The Political Game

killed the opps

I saved America! Only took less than a dollar! You're welcome! Trump has been defeated. Why did i go out of my way to get all the achievements in this...

best 55 cents ive ever spent

Dis game is peak epic gaming cool

NEGATIVE🟥 🟧 🟨 🟩 🟦 🟪POSITIVE [h1]#tinygamereview[/h1] [code] "What if we turned all these political anxieties into a cringey FPS" said noone ever, but here we are [/code] 🟧 [b]SURPRISE!crash[/b] 🟧 [hr][/hr] 🎮 🟨[b]Gameplay:[/b] the schtick is, when you die, the game crashes(/closes), which is actually the most reliable way to quit 🔊 🟧[b]Audio:[/b] memeworthy sound clips that get old in a matter of minutes; thankfully, the game isn't long at all 🖼️ 🟨[b]Visuals:[/b] retro-y sprites and similarly-retro-y dumb AI [hr][/hr] [h1]#readme[/h1] There isn't a ton of variety in this half-hour-or-so game. There are a couple of "tricks" you can figure out in the first few minutes (like sniping with a pistol or turning corners with a quick shotgun blast, no matter what) that'll carry you through the whole thing. [h1]#memorycard[/h1] [b]Who it's for:[/b] 🎁Anybody who thinks game crashes are hilarious [i]when it's intentional[/i] 🎁People with a buck to throw a game that goes on sale more than it isn't [hr][/hr] [h1][b]Curator: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/46000099/] Brickroad Amusements[/url][/b][/h1]

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