Wood Killer

[h1] Spoilers, so if you plan on playing the game, please do so before reading :) [/h1] I sacrificed my own mental health to FULLY play through this game. Me, along with two friends I was streaming to over discord, opened Wood Killer without any idea as to what this experience would be. It starts off with a glitchy intro, and then you're thrusted into game play without any instruction, though one can only assume that you're supposed to walk towards the big hotel in front of you. The beginning plays out as a classic indie horror game would. You're in the hotel, you see a figure running, and then it disappears. During all of this, there's no audio, which makes the experience just that much more underwhelming. Though, instead of following the little story you're given, after a few 'missions' (no idea what these are, just different areas of the game? hard to explain), you're suddenly being chased by a fire demon? He doesn't kill you though, he's actually quite a lovely fellow. Not sure if he was supposed to be a threat, but he just followed me around so I named him Harold :). Sadly I had to depart with Harold after another very glitchy cutscene, since now we were at a church graveyard…

100% genuinely, and absolutely the worst game I have ever played. When the creator dies his hell should be being forced to play his own game for eternity. I can honestly not imagine anything comprehensibly worse. I would rather be eaten butt first by a black bear while on amphetamines.

this game was so bads thAT it made me cry and not get scared because suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this game SUCKS save ur money play senderman instead.

THE BEGINING WAS GREAT BUT THE REST DRAG ON WAAAAAAY TO LONG HA SORRY GUYS DONT GET THIS

i am not exaggerating when i say that this is the worst horror game i have ever paid money for. i only paid a dollar and i STILL feel like i got ripped the ♥♥♥♥ off. it tried really hard to be some kind of cool edgy ghost in the machine game with the auto close and weird notes on the wall but it fell short so badly it's not even funny. it wasn't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary. the best you'll get are jumpscares that come out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nowhere. 0/10 i'd lick an old man's athlete's foot before playing this again.

Got to the 45-minute waiting cut scene and the game crashed. compliments to the chef for cooking hot garbage. Epic PS2 boss fight intro with flaming wood killer. I think Satan is in my home. 2/10 slay