

Butchers Don't Surf!
Ike · June 2, 2023 · 2D Platformer, 3D Platformer, Platformer, Action-Adventure, 3D
Buy Butchers Don't Surf! from Steam at $5.00 — the cheapest of 2 stores we compare.
Where to buy Butchers Don't Surf! — official stores
Butchers Don't Surf! price by region
Butchers Don't Surf! costs $3.34 in Georgia (USD), £4.42 in the United Kingdom, $5.00 in the United States, €5.14 in Europe (EUR), CA$6.01 in Canada, A$7.10 in Australia, NZ$8.01 in New Zealand, R$19.61 in Brazil and zł21.28 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $3.34 | $3.34 | — | 2 | |
| £4.42 | £4.42 | — | 2 | |
| $5.00 | $5.00 | — | 2 | |
| €5.14 | €5.14 | — | 2 | |
| CA$6.01 | CA$6.01 | — | 2 | |
| A$7.10 | A$7.10 | — | 2 | |
| NZ$8.01 | NZ$8.01 | — | 2 | |
| R$19.61 | R$19.61 | — | 2 | |
| zł21.28 | zł21.28 | — | 2 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Butchers Don't Surf!
Butchers Don't Surf! launches you from a cannon across increasingly chaotic environments where you chain together distance-boosting upgrades like trampolines, fans, and weapons to reach farther each round while dodging hazards and collecting coins. With 84 medal trials, multiple cannons and equipment types to unlock, hidden character codes to discover, and a bizarre premise involving armed pigs, a mysterious space monolith, and a retired human cannonball, it's a quirky distance-chasing game packed with progression and unlockables.
Premise
A mysterious object from space is wreaking havoc wherever it passes. Ground vehicles start moving on their own, causing accidents and collisions on the roads. Planes, helicopters, and other aircraft also take on a life of their own, creating chaos. At the same time, wild animals invade cities and attack the population. On an isolated farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and arm themselves. The farmer is overpowered. The pigs spot an enigmatic "monolith" floating in the sky and devise a bold plan to capture it. However, to reach it, they need to navigate the aerial chaos. They retrieve an old cannon and launch the farmer, a retired "human cannonball," toward the object. Now, they train the man intensely to carry out crucial missions.Gameplay
At the beginning of the game, your only option is to launch the character using a catapult. In three attempts, try to reach the 500-meter mark. Afterward, go to the store and buy a trampoline to further increase your distance. In the next round, aim for 750 meters. Return to the store and purchase a fan to help you reach 1,000 meters. Dodge flying objects and summon gusts of wind to go farther. To defend yourself, acquire a firearm or a belt with capsules that fire disintegration rays, eliminating birds and planes along the way. You can also buy capsules that activate a magnetic field to collect coins during the journey. Later, acquire a cannon and challenge yourself to reach even greater distances.Medals
After purchasing equipment from the barn, a cannon from the yard, or a firearm from the tent, new trials will be unlocked on the medals board. As you increase your records in the matches, more medal trials will become available. There are a total of 84 trials to complete.Equipment
Inside the barn, you will find eighteen different types of equipment. Some are designed for flight, while others are specific for water use or work on the ground.Cannons
There are eight cannons and one catapult.Firearms
Outside the barn, there's a tent filled with firearms. Use these weapons to clear your path by destroying obstacles and eliminating flying objects.Other Characters
Besides the butcher, you can control other characters. To unlock them, visit the laboratory and enter the correct code on the capsule panel where they are imprisoned. The codes are engraved inside suitcases that can be found and collected during matches.Missions
Some impostors are trying to help the monolith escape the planet. Stop them!New Characters
New characters are available on the second character selection screen: Cosplay, Succubus, Transhumanist, Fat Snake, Shogun, Samurai Armor, Cyber Criminal, Strange Girl, Horse. Upon selecting one of them, you must complete an extremely challenging stage full of obstacles to unlock the character for full use in the game.Butchers Don't Surf! — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Full controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
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