39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS

[H1]Designed for completionists, completed by none[/H1] Thank you to Tent Incident for this curator copy. This is nonetheless an honest and impartial review of the game. This does exactly what it says: you launch it to unlock 39 random achievements, and that’s the entire experience. Within 20 minutes, I had already unlocked 14 of them and felt like I’d seen everything it had to offer. Unfortunately, what’s left beyond that is a pile of technical and design issues that quickly drain any novelty. Out of the 39 achievements, only about 33 actually function. Several are bugged, some require your Steam profile to be public, others need multiplayer with Steam friends, a microphone, or a specific number of players online at the same time, which is unrealistic given the very low player count. The leaderboard itself confirms the problem, with no one even close to the advertised total. This makes the game actively hostile to solo players and, paradoxically, to completionists, who seem to be the intended audience. To make matters worse, the game crashed my computer twice within those 20 minutes of gameplay. Between the instability, the broken achievements, and the heavy reliance on extern…

*Note that 6 achievements are broken at this time of writing (4 Jan 2026) [b]My Playtime:[/b] 18.6h (33/39 achievements) [b]Grindy Achievement(s):[/b] No (some achievements require you to AFK up to 10 hours). [b]Optional Achievement(s):[/b] Yes (38 achievements). [b]Difficult Achievement(s):[/b] No. [h1]Intro[/h1] [i]39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS[/i] is a game where you have to unlock 39 achievements. You'll have to deduce from the achievement description to figure out how to unlock them all. [b]Pros:[/b] - 39 achievements, each with varying difficulty [b]Cons:[/b] - Some achievements are broken - Some require you to AFK [b]Specs[/b] Intel Core i5-9300H 2.40GHz, 8GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 [h1]Should you buy this game?[/h1] [i]I don't think it makes sense to buy a game that has the sole purpose of unlocking achievements where some of them are broken.[/i] [hr][/hr] [h1]In-Depth Review[/h1] [h3]Visuals[/h3] The game uses pixelated visuals. The UI looks like a cheap game with its simple display, although it's easy to figure out where everything is. [h3]The Game[/h3] [b]Gameplay[/b] In this game, you are presented with 39 achievements that you need to unlock. Technically, you ca…

A meme game where you have to earn 39 achievements, but they’re far from random. When you open the game, you’re greeted with a screen showing all the locked achievements. You can hover over them with the mouse cursor to see either a concrete step on how to unlock them or a vague hint. Most of them can be completed pretty quickly, such as resizing the window, muting the sound, or smashing random keys on the keyboard, but some require a bit more thought. One asks you to write a swear word into a text file found in the game’s install folder, another requires you to play “Happy Birthday” on your keyboard, or create ten copies of the game. Others border on impossible unless you coordinate with a group of friends. For instance, you need to open the game while five players are online, or click an icon at the exact same time as someone else. Overall, it’s easy if you can find people willing to humor each other for achievements, but not very fun for everyone else.

This game involves an interesting premise, and therefor has a lot of potential, but many of the achievements require friends, or co-op gameplay. If I had friends I wouldn't be playing this game! Thanks for rubbing it in and making it impossible for me to 100% this one. What a paradox!

39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS. Oh where where to start? oh yeah the game consists of 39 RANDOM ACHIEVEMENTS believe it or not that are just so random and perfectly perfect somehow! Being a completionist I kind of have to like this game and I love it! Great game. I would highly recomend to anybody who likes to 100% games! (I guess this is an achievement because i'm the first cool!)

I received a Steam Curator Copy of this game. Sadly, in the current version of this game, some of the achievements (the core gameplay is gaining achievements) are broken. I tried downloading old versions of the game, but sadly in those they also appear broken. Without these issues it wouldve been a neat idea, but like it is, I cannot recommend it. Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)