Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori

Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori

Tero Lunkka · August 15, 2025 · Bullet Hell, Third-Person Shooter, Hidden Object, Collectathon, Action

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Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori price by region

Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori costs £0.14 in the United Kingdom, €0.16 in Europe (EUR), $0.35 in the United States, $0.35 in Georgia (USD), zł0.90 in Poland, CA$3.89 in Canada, NZ$4.49 in New Zealand, A$4.50 in Australia and R$10.49 in Brazil right now.

Cheapest Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £0.14 −94% £2.49 £0.14 3
Europe (EUR) €0.16 −95% €2.99 €0.16 2
United Statesyour region $0.35 −88% $2.99 $0.35 3
Georgia (USD) $0.35 −84% $2.19 $0.35 3
Poland zł0.90 −93% zł13.49 zł0.90 2
Canada CA$3.89 CA$3.89 — 1
New Zealand NZ$4.49 NZ$4.49 — 1
Australia A$4.50 A$4.50 — 1
Brazil R$10.49 R$10.49 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori

STORY:

Terentius Duval is back in this open world gta parody game. Third person shooter game in fictional place called Valkeala. Terentius main mission is find 10 money bags which gives steam achievements. Also he has 4000$ money in start and no single weapon, his first mission is to find weapon shop and buy weapons. Terentius can get more money from shooting npc guys in open world. Some npc has weapons and they shoot back. For collecting money Terentius can go to Valkeala car shop and buy different cars. There are cheap cars and expensive cars. Also there is car paint store. Terentius can also rob and steal cars.. So can you be the biggest gangsta collect all money bags and buy most fastest cars

FEATURES:

  • 10 hidden money bags which gives achievements
  • Big open world which contains different areas
  • car to drive
  • npc walking. Some guys may shooting with different weapons
  • Player has 4000$ money in start, he can buy weapons and cars and collect more money to buy more faster cars
  • Car painting
  • Several different weapons

Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Big Theft Valkeala 2: San Piritori is a low-budget GTA parody that players describe as a janky walking simulator with silly humor, simple graphics, and basic mechanics like a water-walking protagonist and minimal combat options. While some appreciate it as a humorous time-waster with an achievable 100% completion in around an hour, most acknowledge its rough edges including weak AI, stiff animations, and occasional bugs, with players recommending it primarily as a sale purchase rather than at full price.

Recommended Jan 31, 2026
GTA 6 if it were a walking sim. Our main protagonist can walk on water but can't sprint for more than 5 seconds. It's a very family friendly game as well since there are no weapons, you can't punch pedestrians or steal any car. The city is kinda weird, there are skyscrapers built in the middle of a desert with no infrastructure around, only the downtown area has life.
24 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 20, 2025
Nice walking sim... Run around to get all 12 bags. Easy Achievements, 100% / ~1h. -Some bugs, but no game breaking!
3 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 21, 2026
A silly GTA parody – fine for the sale price. It’s low‑budget, janky, with basic graphics and stiff animations. But you get a small open world, guns, cars, and dumb fun. The AI is weak, and the logo is AI‑made, but at 76% off it’s a decent time‑waster. Don’t expect polish – just laugh and move on. 6/10 – buy only on sale.
Recommended Apr 11, 2026
Only 6 machines?! That's not enough. ADD MORE!!!
Recommended Nov 7, 2025
10/10
Recommended Aug 21, 2025
Is this a pre-release of GTA 6???

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