Pirates vs monkeys

Lucky me has the dubious honour of writing the first review for "Pirates vs monkeys" "Pirates vs monkeys" is a "template flip", that is to say, it's a "game" that has been produced by copying a game template from GameMaker Studio, changing a few things, then dumping the barely functional "product" on Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. In this case it was a GameMaker Studio template for doing a simple mobile app Angry Birds ripoff. Phoenixx Games have a nasty track history of ripping off GameMaker Studio templates as cheap cash grabs on Steam, just like this one. GameMaker Studio is a very poor quality game construction kit, and results in terrible games like this one. No professional effort was made in terms of game development, using a game construction kit requires no game development talent, and unsurprisingly produces products that have little to no value as games, especially when compared to the work of professional developers who create genuine products for gamers. It's almost as bad as an outright asset flip. This is nothing but a lazy, greedy cash grab and should be avoided.

Every time a game starts and I see the Phoenixxx Games logo I start shaking because I know it' s going to be absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This is an asset flip designed by a Russian developer with the sole purpose being to extract bucks from Steam from foolish yankees. I'm certain level 19 can't be beat too. It's rubbish.