

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Strange Scaffold · January 29, 2026 · Strategy, Simulation, Roguelite, Gambling, Crime
Buy Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator from Eneba at $19.27 — the cheapest of 2 stores we compare.
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator price by region
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator costs £15.99 in the United Kingdom, €16.99 in Europe (EUR), $19.27 in the United States, $19.99 in Georgia (USD), zł59.99 in Poland and R$59.99 in Brazil right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| £15.99 | £15.99 | — | 1 | |
| €16.99 −11% | €18.99 | €16.99 | 2 | |
| $19.27 −4% | $19.99 | $19.27 | 2 | |
| $19.99 | $19.99 | — | 1 | |
| zł59.99 | zł59.99 | — | 1 | |
| R$59.99 | R$59.99 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!
Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed.
Features
- Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
- Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
- An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
- A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you.
- An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
- Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
- The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Full controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Review from someone who successfully used to trade equities full time before retiring (working a "normal" job now) due to a lack of human interaction behind a screen. The entire premise of the game is fun. Good concepts with poor execution.. I thought people were just bad at the game and didn't know how to trade. I was indeed wrong. Would actually be fun if not for: 1. Some events cause random fluctuations in speed, while there is no way to "Sell all" and "Buy maximum" like in real life, which would counteract this. It could still shake things up, but you're locked behind a click delay, not how fast you personally can click. You buy whole shares one at a time. 2. Shorting in this game is locked behind a MASSIVE timer. Selling quickly is prevented, but holding too long is also. It has this extremely awkward window of time it allows you to short. It's more difficult than options trading. If the mechanic was more like options, it'd be fun. Yes, a timer to buy back the shares and a timer to short again after closing. Why? This exclusively causes frustration. It's not a difficulty spike; it causes us to either A. not use it at all or B. be forced to use it during extra-c…3 found this helpful
I would recommend this game but it feels like its lacking, the game is fun but the price leaves you wanting more. The game is short and the game play is very repetitive (still fun). The short stories are nice but the main story and world building is also lacking. If you want a very short game that is fun but a bit pricy then this would be for you.1 found this helpful
short that baby
Game looks very fun, but unfortunately I am completely unable to play it. Every time I open the game, even if I have disconnected every single device from my computer, the game detects that I have a controller connected and completely locks me out from using my mouse. I would like to be able to use my mouse. I have uninstalled the game and requested a refund. If this glitch is fixed, I may re purchase it and change my review
I'm not a warcrimer.
fun ragebait game, shorting feels pointless - stocks go up every time I short a baby
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