Army of Squirrels

don't bother. there are better tactical games on steam even at this price. you are given 3 guys and are expected to fight masses of enemies. you can not win with a good strategy and winning is instead up to the RNG gods.

"Army of Squirrels" is a really, really badly made amateur furry friendly turn based tactical strategy game made for furries. The core concept of the game is furries. Also, really badly made turn based strategy. The game has you guiding a bunch of furries to fight an opposing gang of furries at ComicCon or something (I guess, if you want the full plot, buy the game, I'm not here to give you spoilers). The game design itself is flawed, you spend a lot of time focused on a single resource generating tile that can be instakilled by RNG given to the AI. Whoever thought this was a good idea is probably the same kind of developer who thinks Steam really needs a low poly 1990's reject furry friendly turn based strategy game, and uh, I know I said I wouldn't do spoilers, but Steam didn't need a low poly 1990's reject furry friendly turn based strategy game. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on an…

This game has it all, thrill, lore, character development, action and on edge gameplay and so much more. During my playthrough at certain times my arse would be clenched in fear and others id be sobbing into a tissue. This game is truly what all games should aspire to be and live up to and is honestly a masterpiece. I reckon Army of Squirrels has the potential to bring millions together and is truly a sign that there is still good on this Earth. Before my playthrough I was a piss drunken homeless man on the side of the road suffering from depression and after playing im still a piss drunken homeless man just minus the depression

This is easily the best strategy game ive played in a few years. Should be sold at 19.99 at least, at 79 pence it is an insane deal, this kind of charity been matched by society since food banks and universal credit were first introduced, i feel a sequel is in order with a fleshed out story. i wanna know more about the world of the squirrels and how they came to be. potentially a movie later down the line. 11/10

This is a very badly balanced strategy game. You have 3 on your side and are expected to make stands against masses of enemies. And to top it off each side gets 4 cards that will just totally screw you over. On one map I got the enemy had a card to just instantly kill my planter which made winning impossible. And to top it off it had cards to do 10 damage to all on my side, 15 damage to all on my side (as two separate cards) and a card to make healing add 2 to cooldown. So yep, 25 damage that I can't resist and can't heal as I will be on cooldown forever. Honestly the game could be fun if the card mechanic was scrapped totally. The cards really mess up any attempt at balance overall and make the game an RNG fest to try to pull it off before a card just ends the game for you.

game is basically RNG to win and its not the fun kind of RNG either. You're given a map where the objective is to click in the right directions on the right turns in order to capture little tree spots all over the map, but there is never a strategic or intellectual reason to pick one path over the other, or one decision over the other, since most of it is picked at random anyway. if you go in the wrong direction at the wrong time, youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥. if you forget about the cards mechanic (where every couple turns basically the enemy has a chance to game end you lol) youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥. cherry on top is the battle mechanic is just each character taking turns rolling for damage against the enemy. theres even a mobile game style "finish the battle automatically" button to which the alternative is to click the "next turn" button until its over. Dont waste your money