

C.A.R.S. - Creating A Ridiculous Shitshow
3Dads Studios · 2026 · Action RTS, Real Time Tactics, Sandbox, Roguelite, Science
PC
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About C.A.R.S. - Creating A Ridiculous Shitshow
C.A.R.S. (Creating A Ridiculous Shitshow) is a chaotic, physics-driven sandbox where one mission rules them all: turn rush hour into a glorious disaster.
What’s the game about?
You play as a stubborn hoarder with questionable telekinetic powers and a grudge against the system. When the Department of Transportation steals your paradise, you fight back with whatever junk you can lift, toss, or stack. Tires, barrels, ramps, and… well, things get weird fast.
Plan by night. Wreck by day.
Progression? Oh, it gets wild.
Start small—roll a tire, drop a log. Level up and unlock tools that bend reality and physics in ways that would make Newton cry. No scripts, no limits—just emergent comedy and destruction.If you love physics sandboxes, unpredictable traffic carnage, and sticking it to “The Man,” welcome home.
Pure Emergent Comedy: No two mornings are the same. Every disaster is uniquely yours.
C.A.R.S. uses large numbers of physics-driven vehicles and real-time destruction simulations. This intentional design makes the game more CPU-intensive than typical indie titles. Please ensure your system meets the minimum requirements for a smooth experience.
https://discord.gg/qQXBGKfVBs
One chaotic idea.
Zero excuses.
What’s the game about?
You play as a stubborn hoarder with questionable telekinetic powers and a grudge against the system. When the Department of Transportation steals your paradise, you fight back with whatever junk you can lift, toss, or stack. Tires, barrels, ramps, and… well, things get weird fast.
Plan by night. Wreck by day.
- Build traps under the cover of darkness.
- Watch the morning commute collapse into chaos.
- Earn XP for every crash, flip, and chain reaction. Bigger mayhem = bigger rewards.
Progression? Oh, it gets wild.
Start small—roll a tire, drop a log. Level up and unlock tools that bend reality and physics in ways that would make Newton cry. No scripts, no limits—just emergent comedy and destruction.If you love physics sandboxes, unpredictable traffic carnage, and sticking it to “The Man,” welcome home.
Key Features
- Night Planning, Morning Mayhem: Set up traps under the cover of darkness, then unleash chaos when the commuters roll in.
- Physics-Driven Carnage: No scripts, no limits—every crash, flip, and chain reaction is emergent and unpredictable.
- Telekinetic Trash Warfare: Lift, toss, and stack junk with a simple physics-handle system that’s easy to learn and stupidly fun.
- Slow Motion: Want to feel like an action hero, well, dodging cars in slow motion will rub that itch!
- Step into The Ring of Fire to supercharge your XP. The longer you stay, the faster you level up, but be warned: every car on the road wants to run you down while you're in it. How long can you hold your ground?
- Progressive Madness: Start small with tires and logs, then unlock increasingly absurd tools that bend reality and defy physics.
- Dumb Traffic AI: Vehicles obey momentum (and very few other rules), creating hilarious, chaotic collisions.
- Atmospheric Day/Night Cycle: Calm nights for planning, explosive mornings for destruction.
Pure Emergent Comedy: No two mornings are the same. Every disaster is uniquely yours.
Note:
C.A.R.S. uses large numbers of physics-driven vehicles and real-time destruction simulations. This intentional design makes the game more CPU-intensive than typical indie titles. Please ensure your system meets the minimum requirements for a smooth experience.Discord
Please join our Discord to add feedback, submit bugs and give suggestions to future updates <3https://discord.gg/qQXBGKfVBs
By 3Dads Studios
Three Norwegian fathers.One chaotic idea.
Zero excuses.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
A dumb sandbox, but kudos to the small dev team for making something very fun. I ended up going for the platinum to have an excuse to keep playing.1 found this helpful
got me fired for playing on company hours1 found this helpful
I do highway construction for a living specifically traffic control. My job is to prevent things like this. It’s definitely fun and relaxing to come home from work and cause the chaos instead of having to prevent it all day.1 found this helpful
Fun! :D1 found this helpful
Very fun and interesting game! Fun map design with some hidden humorous aspects. Very impressed with what this developer has managed to put together in a short period of time! Can't wait for their next project :)1 found this helpful
Overall chill game. Highly recommend to everyone :)1 found this helpful
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