CRAZY DOG DEMO

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[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There are no available servers and no player population. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] "Cyberdog" aka "Hithitpunk" aka "CRAZY DOG DEMO" (isn't it awesome when the developer doesn't know what their own game is called?) is an extraordinarily badly made third person arcade brawler with no players, for obvious reasons. The game assets are particularly badly made, you control some cat/dog/thing/whatever and brawl with a little skating mechanic, except of course there's nobody to brawl. Given one of the names for this is "DEMO" we're left to wonder if that's accurate or if this is not a demo and is supposed to be a fully fledged game. Also a little academic, if a tree falls in the forest, etc etc. But there is something a little more sinister here on pricing which we'll get into towards the end. So, "CRAZY DOG DEMO" is a dead PvP game. Why did it fail? It's video game autopsy time! [i]Almost every PvP exclusive game on Steam fails.[/i] Only a tiny proportion of them "go viral". This game failed for many of the same reasons those others fail. The chief of which is the …

[h3][b]HitHitPunk, CRAZY DOG, or CYBER DOG? A game so good it deserves 3 names.[/b][/h3] [b]This is a Chaotic Masterpiece of Multiplayer Mayhem.[/b] HitHitPunk is a breath of anarchic fresh air. Fast-paced, hilariously buggy, and unapologetically frantic, this game delivers a wild ride that leaves you laughing, shouting, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and smashing your keyboard (sometimes all at once). If you don’t want precise mechanics or bug-free gameplay you’ve come to the right place!

Crazy Dog / HITHITPUNK / Cyberdog is a really poorly made 3D fighting game / battle royale / something-or-another with horrific controls, bad hit detection, and no playerbase. It seems like it was designed to be a meme game or something or perhaps it was just rushed onto Steam before anyone tried to play it. Avoid it. It's rubbish. There are plenty of other dog games on Steam that are better. [In the Yoruba language, the word "aja" means "dog". In Igbo language, "nkita" is dog.]

CRAZY DOG DEMO is a buggy and partially broken game. To start things off, the game freezes for a solid minute every time you launch it and sometimes it doesn't recover. The online is probably dead and has an infinite scrolling button, local co-op doesn't work and you can only play against computers. Everything is glitchy, sometimes you spawn and die instantly, sometimes you get knocked out 100 meters away from the arena and lose, and the bots nearly always focus on you (2v1, 3v1, 4v1, etc). As for the gameplay it's absolutely ridiculous, it's a 3d fighting game where you grab black cubes with glitchy ducks inside them and throw them on your opponent, you can dash on your opponents and punch them and wait for it... drop explosive eggs as a human while fighting anthropomorphic cats? Oh and the game has like 3 different names. Overall, this game is a total mess, broken online, broken co-op and glitchy basic mechanics. Avoid.

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