CyberPimp 2069

Do NOT buy this game, it is a jumbled mess. Whne you try to start a new game and create a character, you get asked if you want to overide your savefile, and when you click "yes" you get put straight into the game without actually creating a character. What the characters are saying and the text for it dont match and there are a quite a bit of misspelling and punctuation errors. Most of the quests are fetch quests and dont register that you completed after finishing them and after doing one combat quest, your character freaks out and spawns on the enemy a few times and wont let you attack at all. All of the scenes (that i got to work) were probably the grossest things ive ever seen and the animations throughout the game werent very good. Overall, this game was REALLY really bad and was not worth $23 plus tax. It definitely needs alot of work for its high price.

I'm sorry. I cannot, in good conscience, recommend this game to ANYONE... I'm shocked at how many good reviews this disaster has... There [b] are [/b] some redeeming things about it, but not many... [h3] Pros [/h3] The one good thing about this game is the animations. The animations do look great. There's not many, and the camera angle jumps around every 1 second or less randomly, but they do look great... There are a lot of problems with the animations as well, but I guess I'll list those below. [h3] Cons [/h3] Tons of cons... I don't even feel good about this list. It feels like picking on a mentally challenged person... But I want to help inform others so they won't have to sit through the mess I just did... I'll start with the downside to the animations. -The animations, while they are good, can get pretty buggy. Sometimes the guys piece is jittering around anywhere except for the hole it supposed to be going into and meanwhile the hole is fully open as if it was being filled... - Another downside of the animations is there's no control over when to switch to a new camera angle. They do give like 4 to 5 angles for each scene which is really nice and I always appreciate that,…

The game bugs out on the first mission for me and I can't even start it. Tried a new game a couple times and still borked. Oh well, the humor does seem enjoyable from what I was able to get to.

Core features "Deep action-RPG combat mixed with seduction and crafting." - there is no crafting. It's a 2 hour max of gameplay, this accounting for all bugs where you need to reload the game from last save to be able to be able to fight the combat scene after each girls final quest completion. It's grainy, horrid quality to the point it's so bad it becomes hilarious. The corny humour with the bad quality makes it a good laugh. I liked the sloppy male main character. Unfortunately the game is 1) way too short 2) riddled with bugs 3) seems unfinished based on "madame glitch" scene. It literally glitches in such a way you end up in an endless loop, and that's basically where you end up after a maximum of two hours. Basically this game, and note it's actually a game, is worth 2 euro and a banana peel.

ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. utterly a huge waste of money. besides being littered with game breaking bugs the animations are ridiculously bad. the movement is clunky and very very poorly made and the combat 90% of the time bugs out and you are just forced to run around while the enemies try to kick your ass. its terrible. and i mean utterly bad. Stay clear of this broken waste of money!

Better then CyberPunk 2077.