Die, zombie sausage, die!

Ants are attracted to ♥♥♥ and I can prove it. I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed. The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis. They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all ove…

I can prove that this game did in fact make me want to buss a big old heavy load onto my computer. T.W GETS A BIT RACIST He pushed namjoon against the wall and he felt namjoon breathing against his neck. Shrek says "call me sheddy". and namjoon does it. Shrek felt namjoons hard muscles against his and he moaned. Shrek knew namjoon liked it hard. but then suddenly jin and jimin walk in. jimin says "oh exycuse jin looks away with tears in his eyes. "i..i cant believe you are cheating on me... with that" he says. namjoon doesnt know how to react.. "N0000" he just screams. then suddenly yoongi (angus beef) walks in. "can I sleep here?" he says. He looks around startled. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE UNICORN LORD IS THIS?!" He screams with a face of horror. Jungkook walks in with taehyung, "could u all quiet tf down" he says angrily. "taehyung and I want to eat ramen but we cant be of all ur moaning". Everyone stares at jungkook. "cant you see we are in a fight" says nj, "GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMMIT JUNGKOOK". Shrek peacefully sips his tea. "well this is interesting" he says. "YOU KNOW WHAT" shrek yells, "WE SHOULD HAVE A MAD TEA PARTY". "okay" says yoongi "Im here for the food anyways". "you can be …

14 minutes i will never get back.

Who up zombieing on they sausage rn

I only played two hours but time in the dzsd universe DOES NOT move the same as our universe. I spent seemingly an eternity playing this game but lo and behold I only spent two hours. PLEASE IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME.

I got this as a gift, and after looking at it i DM'd the person who gave it to me "what was left of my dignity has been lost" then 10 minutes later said "I’m not degrading my self anymore I dare you to get it for yourself I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare you". But for real, I'd recommend it if you want to have a short time questioning your self, with a bit of fun. The game is *AMAZING* to play at 3AM and shut your brain off too.