Dyno Adventure

I'm not really sure if Dyno Adventure is an asset flip. Some elements of this game certainly make it seem like the developer put some effort into assembling some kind of original here. On the other hand, a lot of the game assets don't seem like they were created by the developer, but they haven't credited any asset creators for supplying assets, which might be a case of plagiarism. There's no evidence, so we need to give the benefit of the doubt... regardless, asset flip or not, the quality here is indistinguishable from many asset flip/cash grab scams, and that's a problem in itself. This (probable) asset flip is basically a third person 3D platformer and godawfully terrible ripoff of Spyro (so we can at least hope the developer gets sued). The quality is absolutely and utterly abysmal. The game doesn't even have an options menu or anything... you launch the game and get "press any key" to start, and that's it. And this game is so bad, if it did have a menu, the menu would be more fun than the game. Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no …

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of y…

This game is just a asset dump from other cheap games or direct from the workshop for the engine. Nothing works right, the levels make no sense, there is no connection in the styles, and over all the game is boring. Rotten potatoe

You ever see a game that looks cool but has nothing but negative reviews, and you think--I will buy it prove all these haters wrong with my overwhelmingly positive review? That's this game for me... but I could not prove all the negative reviews wrong. The controls are extremely janky, and the platforming is nothing less than a chore. The game looks nice, and has potential, but it was just not fine tuned enough to be worth the player's time.

This is a poorly made game, with obstacles that are much too difficult for its supposedly casual nature, unfairly hidden collectibles, and generally janky jumping physics. But, it's genuinely challenging, and that's kinda rare nowadays. So I can't say I had a bad time, overall. Too many babies.

1/10