Egg

I Had To Sacrifice My Left Testicle To Click This Egg For A Chance Of A Gold One

ENGLISH [b]To be honest, this game literally saved my apartment from a burglary.[/b] Intruders broke into my place, saw me sitting in pitch-black darkness, clicking an egg for the 67th time with a psychotic grin and a twitching eye. They silently apologized, crossed themselves, and walked out. They realized that trying to rob someone who spends their time LIKE THIS is a massive hazard to their own health. The gameplay drags you down deeper than an existential crisis. You stare at the egg, the egg stares back at you. You just can't stop. Your fingers are bleeding, your nails are peeling off, but you see that glorious counter go up and you keep tapping. [b]PROS:[/b] [h1]+[/h1] Graphics don't lag even on a literal toaster. [h1]+[/h1] The plot has more tension than the Breaking Bad finale. [b]CONS:[/b] [h1]—[/h1] Even my depression left me because it got bored. If this review gets some awards, I might finally remember my mom's name or what sunlight looks like. Drop some Steam points for the creator, guys, my psych ward bill is getting out of hand. РУССКИЙ [b]Скажу честно: эта игра буквально спасла мою квартиру от ограбления.[/b] Ко мне ворвались домушники, но увидели, как я сижу в г…

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