外兽祭·兽人们的冒险酒馆 (2021)

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"外兽祭·兽人们的冒险酒馆" is a furry-friendly non-English RPG Maker/NW.JS 2D retro pixel JRPG/Final Fantasy ripoff (but with furries). Gameplay consists of grinding and being generally offended by the poor quality delivery. There's no English language option, but the language of bad games is universal. Resolution and controls are locked, and can't be changed or customised to improve the visuals or the control experience. A choice was made to use obsolete retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. These flaws push this game far below minimum acceptable standards for PC. Regardless of the lack of an English translation, this is obviously RPG Maker/NW.js construction kit shovelware with no merit or value as a serious video game, and cannot be recommended to gamers.

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I grew up with this game and so naturally it means a lot to me... but as a professional game critic, i will not let this nostalgia blind me from stating the facts. This game has some glaring flaws. There you go, YOU happy now eh, you feel good about yourself, well i dont, so suck on that. The game doesnt support cross platform gaming, so my pals in Amsterdam (red light district) playing on the nintendo (tm) switch are unable to connect with me over here in the great US of A. I just got back from my anti disney world jesus march outside of maceroni barbeque and its taught me two things. 1 - this game needs improvement and 2- THE MEDIA SCHOOL SYSTEM AND ALL FORMS OF MODERN ENTERTAINMENT ARE PURELY THERE TO HYPNOTISE AND GAYIFY OUR YOUTH. im lookin at you mickey. This is Slitters signing off.

[h1]Before I played 外兽祭·兽人们的冒险酒馆, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

I have no idea what I'm doing but the main character looks funny 7.8/10 too much 汉字