GlitchSPANKR
Mahelyk · October 15, 2025 · Comedy, Multiple Endings, Dynamic Narration, Choices Matter, Casual
Buy GlitchSPANKR from Steam at $7.99 — the cheapest of 2 stores we compare.
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GlitchSPANKR price by region
GlitchSPANKR costs €7.80 in Europe (EUR), $7.99 in the United States, £12.47 in the United Kingdom and zł77.45 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Europe (EUR) | €7.80 −60% | €7.80 | €13.98 | 3 |
 United Statesyour region | $7.99 −60% | $7.99 | $16.99 | 2 |
 United Kingdom | £12.47 | — | £12.47 | 1 |
 Poland | zł77.45 | — | zł77.45 | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About GlitchSPANKR
OVERVIEW
You're a 12 year old gamer in the 90's. You snuck your Mom's forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6, onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he's eating your precious game from the inside out.Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus.But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even.... fall in love?Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand.Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff.
With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.
Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to destroy Spunk for corrupting your beloved Big Booty Slapper 6? Spare him and try building a friendship? Or follow your instincts into something you were never meant to find?
GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths with wildly different levels, mechanics, secrets, and endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Then start over and choose differently. You might even stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along the way.
Secret folders. Forgotten levels. Strange messages buried beneath the code. GlitchSPANKR is packed with things the virus doesn’t want you to find.Complete challenges, collect loot, and unlock new customizations for your SpankStick. Decorate your SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, and maybe, just maybe, uncover the real reason the virus is devouring your game.
Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies. Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.
Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets. Blast your favorite unlockable songs. Choose your outdoor backgrounds. Visit the Fan Art Gallery (and submit your own). This is your safe space… probably. Just avoid that scary evil demon door in the basement.
GlitchSPANKR — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Full controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
A masterpiece.3 found this helpful
This is such a goofy game. It's fairly bug free which is funny all things considered. Characters are consistent, jokes are bizarre and varied, frustrating levels are tolerable. A unique experience for internet goofballs. Check it out. It's funky.1 found this helpful
Brilliant game. Please give use some DLCs for this. Did not get enough.1 found this helpful
[h1] GlitchSpankr [/h1] I fully expected GlitchSpankr to be a 15-minute joke game; the kind where you slap a few physics props, laugh once, and uninstall it forever. I was completely wrong. What starts as pure, unadulterated slapstick rapidly devolves into a bizarre, existential masterclass in narrative game design. [b] What’s good: [/b] [*]The core slapping mechanic feels ridiculously responsive and punchy [*]Unfathomably weird lore hiding right beneath a goofy surface [*]Unforgettable NPC interactions that have no right being this memorable [*]It will unironically make you shed a tear for a toilet [/list] [b]What to expect:[/b] [list] [*]Initial confusion followed immediately by intense intrigue [*]Physics engine chaos that feels like a feature, not a bug [*]A surprisingly tragic storyline centered on sanitary porcelain [*]Questioning every life choice that led to feeling genuine empathy for a toilet [/list] I came for the chaotic digital violence, but I stayed for the heartbreaking journey of a sentient toilet searching for purpose in a broken world. I was not emotionally prepared for this game. P.S. [spoiler] I will take care of Swim Shady for you, random NPC gu…1 found this helpful
A very fun game, but not quite what I thought it would be. It's very much a meta narrative game with a strict level structure, which I wasn't expecting at first. While this wasn't what I was expecting, it was still a fun and interesting game.1 found this helpful
more people should play this game such a great game its one of my favorites now1 found this helpful
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