GlitchSPANKR
Mahelyk · 2025 · Comedy, Multiple Endings, Dynamic Narration, Choices Matter, Casual
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Very Positive96% · 265
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About GlitchSPANKR
This game is "Safe For Work", generally rated as ages 13+! While there is a theme of Spankin', it's all in fun, get your mind out of the gutter!
Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff.
With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.
Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to destroy Spunk for corrupting your beloved Big Booty Slapper 6? Spare him and try building a friendship? Or follow your instincts into something you were never meant to find?
GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths with wildly different levels, mechanics, secrets, and endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Then start over and choose differently. You might even stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along the way.
Secret folders. Forgotten levels. Strange messages buried beneath the code. GlitchSPANKR is packed with things the virus doesn’t want you to find.Complete challenges, collect loot, and unlock new customizations for your SpankStick. Decorate your SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, and maybe, just maybe, uncover the real reason the virus is devouring your game.
Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies. Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.
Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets. Blast your favorite unlockable songs. Choose your outdoor backgrounds. Visit the Fan Art Gallery (and submit your own). This is your safe space… probably. Just avoid that scary evil demon door in the basement.
OVERVIEW
You're a 12 year old gamer in the 90's. You snuck your Mom's forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6, onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he's eating your precious game from the inside out.Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus.But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even.... fall in love?Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand.Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff.
With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.
Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to destroy Spunk for corrupting your beloved Big Booty Slapper 6? Spare him and try building a friendship? Or follow your instincts into something you were never meant to find?
GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths with wildly different levels, mechanics, secrets, and endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Then start over and choose differently. You might even stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along the way.
Secret folders. Forgotten levels. Strange messages buried beneath the code. GlitchSPANKR is packed with things the virus doesn’t want you to find.Complete challenges, collect loot, and unlock new customizations for your SpankStick. Decorate your SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, and maybe, just maybe, uncover the real reason the virus is devouring your game.
Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies. Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.
Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets. Blast your favorite unlockable songs. Choose your outdoor backgrounds. Visit the Fan Art Gallery (and submit your own). This is your safe space… probably. Just avoid that scary evil demon door in the basement.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This game gives me the vibes of a much more crass Stanley Parable, and any game with Strong Stanley Parable vibes is worth taking a look at. The crassness might be a little much for what games I'm currently looking to play, but the variety of level alterations, meta-narrative, and mysteries to solve does make me think this is a game that I will want to come back to later on. From what I've played, it does feel like there's a lot to come back to, and I want to see what secrets there are someday. While I don't like when Generative AI is used in games, the usage for it that was outlined in the game's description is way better than most that I end up seeing. The fact that they only used it to fill a skill-gap they identified, and put in the creative work themselves both before and after using it shows that they had a vision of their own they wanted to achieve.2 found this helpful
It's like the Stanley Parable but more of a fever dream and with a Rick and Morty flair. Absolutely not for everyone, I was miserable with the gun levels and the boss fight. I like [spoiler] Luthereon [/spoiler] + his voice + acting. This game is strange and is well made, love how you can skip some gimmick levels (two). I think I liked the story, but I can't tell. 6/101 found this helpful
funny1 found this helpful
Amazing game. Great fun and deserves to do well. A* Devs :)1 found this helpful
Glitchspankr is a bizarre yet *highly entertaining* game. This gloriously unhinged absurdist 90s glitchpunk fever dream throws you into a nonstop whirlwind of creativity, packed with a massive variety of minigames, wild options, and completely different playstyles to discover and master. Only an hour in and all I can really say is that I've been having an absolute blast so far, and I'm nowhere near done. There's *loads* more content waiting to be explored, and I can't wait to dive deeper into this wonderfully weird world.1 found this helpful
great branching paths.
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