Goblintown: Really Hard Driving Game

Goblintown: Really Hard Driving Game

BiG INC. CO. LLC. · 2025 · Puzzle Platformer, Action, Physics, Funny, Difficult

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About Goblintown: Really Hard Driving Game

Goblintown: Really Hard Driving Game is a chaotic physics-based vehicular platformer where you race to make a delivery at the top of the most dangerous road in Goblintown. Scream into your microphone to slow down time and save yourself at the last second. Look for shortcuts to get the fastest time, and unlock new vehicles.Drive your wobbly truck along a dangerous track filled with crazy jumps, explosives and obstacles.

Use your microphone to slow down time to save yourself at the last second.Complete challenges to unlock wacky new vehicles.Prove your skills with global leaderboards for best times.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Mar 9, 2026
Game seems intriguing but I can't play it with how unoptimized it currently is. I know the 4070 isn't the strongest card but with everything on ultra performance and all fancy effects turned off, it still can't stay at a stable FPS, ranging from 45-100+ from just driving straight on the road. Using the right stick to turn the camera makes it dip below 30 lol.
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Recommended Nov 28, 2025
Very fun, very fast load times! Incredibly fluid, if you like a challenge then definitely strongly recommend! The art style is beautiful, the car also feels really good! Not clunky at all and the sound design is great
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Recommended Apr 9, 2026
i beat it on the second try and the first time i let myself die just to see what would happen but it is gud
Not recommended Jan 22, 2026
This game had the best booth at PAX East 2025 by far. You could hear screaming from multiple booths away. That's what prompted me to check it out. Upon examination, it made sense - screaming into the mic would slow down time, which was crucial for those clutch moments where you would have otherwise fallen off and had to start over. The whole setup was also inside of a decorated truck. I still have no idea how they got that truck into the expo hall So I bought it and... I don't know. It's tedious. Feels like a streamer rage game, not a regular consumer game. I didn't yell when playing it. Don't want my neighbors to think I'm crazy. So I would just... say "aaaaaa" in a low monotone voice directly into my mic. It's a gimmick that's perfect for grabbing attention in a crowded expo hall and for streamers to clipfarm. That's about it
Recommended Dec 20, 2025
TUYNEEE )))
Recommended Nov 26, 2025
Cool concept, sketchy execution. the controls are way too janky on the yellow turbo road things. in a game that requires absolute finesse like this one, the controls NEED to be on point. that's literally the entire point of this type of gameplay. if i'm falling through solid floors, or the vehicle steers on its own, etc. it's simply not ready. towards the end it also feels like there isn't enough runway to regenerate the jump meter enough to make it to the next platform (if you've played, you should know what i'm talking about). I have managed to stay on the path but then I get to the end and can't jump. so I fall and lose 30 min of progress. it just feels like wasted time. does that sound fun? didn't think so. but if that's your thing then buy this game yesterday. these issues could EASILY be fixed by making each gong a checkpoint or something. or at least put a checkpoint at half way through the course while you work on the game. then just add a "no checkpoint" mode later when it makes more sense. i'm probably done with this game until i see another update. the first 90% of it is just too stale to keep trying over and over and over. at this point it takes 30-40 min just to get …

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