GOOSE.IO

This game is terrible. You play as a Goose. Buy it now. I did encounter a bug where I scared off a duck, it twirled around 4 times and then moon walked away from me. 10/10 would scare badass ducks again.

Game

Sorry but this game does not work properly. It has been rushed out and not tested. You can run off you goose off the map. The controls do not work. A traditional game controller does not work and it is practically unplayable even by keyboard. If you think you can simply remap your controller I am afraid you would be wrong as there is no option even presented. This game cannot be sold in its current state.

This faux multiplayer game lacks the charm of the other .io games you may have played and enjoyed. It's more a matter of chance in most cases than a game of skill, and even as a casual game, I found it frustrating. You always start in last place, and if you get a bad spawn, you'll stay there. If you get a good spawn, winning is relatively easy. This fact alone makes this game not worth even the discounted price I paid, let alone the ludicrous full price the game apparently goes for. You could do much better just by saving your shekels and playing any of the many superior .io games which are still widely and freely available.

pecked my way to the top, in the most honking manner 10/10