Tingus Goose

Game is actually really fun but I can't get past the fact that this would be a nightmare universe to live in. Nobody is safe.

I got to the dentist level and the mechanics of the level were so awful that I spent 3x as long as the previous levels with no idea how to get anywhere but waiting. eventually I decided to use the "end early" button for the first time to just take the hit and get to a better level. It made me restart the dentist level. I have no intention of doing that, game over right there. It was only ever kinda fun and it quickly loses that fun via repetitiveness and unnecessary complication. The humor is on point but ultimately this game is forgettable, fustrating, and not worth it.

Very low-intellectual design. You need to view same cutscene 100 times to complete the game because prestige system is "dumb prestige". So tutorial-y and popup-y like many other live service games which would waste your time. Totally waste of time and money. I can't believe this trash is paid.

I’m using a translator for this review, so please forgive any awkward phrasing! The world-building is super unique, so I can see it being a bit polarizing. For me, I felt it was definitely distinct, but nothing beyond that. Though, I am a bit curious what kind of life experience leads someone to create a world like this! That said, the gameplay itself is really fun. The basic rules are simple, but the wide variety of parts and their different effects create a lot of depth. The more I played, the more hooked I became. Thank you!

Tingus, ♥♥♥♥. I'm still only in Tingus. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the goose. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the goose. I've been here a week now. Waiting for a mate, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this chapter I get weaker. And every minute Calcium squats in the bush he gets stronger. Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter. Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted an idle clicker, and for my sins they gave me one.

putrid child abuse