Harolds Harem: The Neckoning

Harolds Harem: The Neckoning

WhiteVault Studio · 2020 · Visual Novel, Interactive Fiction, Choose Your Own Adventure, Cartoon, Casual

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About Harolds Harem: The Neckoning

Harold's Harem: A Visual Novel Where Falling in Love is the Ultimate Mission Failure!
Want to save the dimension?: DON'T FALL IN LOVE! Can you complete your top-secret mission and save the world before time runs out, without letting Harold steal your heart?In this comedic visual novel that parodies dating sims, you’ll step into the boots of a new recruit in a highly specialized Love Infiltration Unit, tasked with preventing global disaster. Time is ticking, and your mission is clear—uncover Harold’s secrets before it’s too late. But beware: falling in love with Harold is a mission failure.Alongside a squad of quirky comrades, you’ll navigate through hilarious conversations, risky battles, and a series of increasingly absurd choices that will lead you down unpredictable paths. Your decisions will determine the fate of the world—and whether you end up in Harold’s arms, or running for your life.Can you save the world and keep your heart intact? Or will Harold's charm break through your defenses? There is only one way to find out!

Features:
  • Colorful characters – Each with their own personalities
  • Eight unique locations – Explore vivid pixel-art environments that bring the world to life.
  • Multiple routes and 4 unique endings – Your choices matter. Will you be the hero or the heartbroken?
  • Humorous dating sim parody – It’s a military operation, not a romance. Or is it...?
  • Pixel-art style – A charming, retro aesthetic to match the ridiculousness of the story.
One thing is for sure: DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HAROLD.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jun 8, 2023
HAROLD IS LOVE, HAROLD IS LIFE also, the game is great. i need more artisan microwaved hot dogs in my life. and rufus, the goodest of bois
2 found this helpful
Recommended Mar 5, 2025
i love hot dogs
1 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 19, 2025
You will question everything you know about the universe. Great game.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 16, 2024
Harolds Harem: The Neckoning is a short and silly visual novel. In this game your goal is to seduce Harold and learn his secrets without falling in love with him. Whether you take that directive seriously or not, it’s difficult to not adore this sweater obsessed man. Although I wouldn’t necessarily view Harold’s Harem as a great game, it’s a fun story that will definitely make you laugh.
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Recommended Oct 25, 2022
This game is pretty good, though it's more of a visual novel than a game. The humor in this game is everywhere from conversations to the combat. It's a silly romp from start to finish, that will keep you entertained throughout. The only thing I wished the game/novel had was the ability to allow you to click through the dialogue with your mouse. Also, a rewind or a back button would have been cool. All in all, this a nice little gem that'll make you smile and chuckle.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 22, 2024
Short, a bit scuffed, charming. A longer version that explores each character more and has more character art to match the text descriptions would be cool.

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