Hats Are Not Allowed

It's okay. The music is pretty good - VERY good in fact - and I like the general aesthetic and what little worldbuilding and plot there is. The problem is that the fencing gameplay is just a little too barebones - and that's the main thing you do in the game. You aim high, middle or low. Okay, yeah, this is how it is in every single IRL swordsmanship school I know of, but I don't know. It doesn't really translate well to gameplay. You can either strike, block or parry... and that's pretty much it. In practice I found myself quickly approaching an opponent and smacking him in the face as fast as I could - if I tried actually fighting properly, I'd just take lots of damage and not get anyhwere. And when I realised that this is what the entire game is going to be like, I lost interest. Cool idea, fantastic music, but the execution... not to my taste.

I finished it quickly enough I could refund, but I'm not going to, because hats. Seriously good game, lots of fun, good soundtrack.

It had been about 2-3 years since I last played this game (probably when I first got my own laptop), so when I was going through my steam list and I noticed the game had gone FTP, I had to give it another try so I could write this review. And it was just as good as I remember! It's just fun, I mean I was always drawn to this game ever since I found the browser version, so I bought the real game without a second thought and have never regretted it; and now that its free, I can easily share the humor and charm with my friends as I eagerly await whatever is to come next from Big Genu

game can be beaten in under 2hrs on standard difficulty i absolutely loved the game ill definitely play more and unlock the other endings what a great experience i love being the chaos bringer >:) [h1] ALL HAIL THE HAT WEARER!!! [/h1]

It was a nice little game. A bit like a flash game. Worth around 2-3$ top on sale. Still alright, i had fun !

Eh, the gameplay and story are pretty thin. It plays clunky. $7 is not an astronomical amount but there isn't a lot of game here. The videos look much better than the game plays.