Hire Me!

No matter what I said, he always found a way to make fun of it. In the end, he hired me with an unexpectedly positive twist—[spoiler] and I love him for it.. [/spoiler] Osas - Inventive Necromancer

What a neat little game—it's funny how you can put literally anything you want into this, from the most generic to the most inflammatory, and the interviewer, Stan, no doubt powered by a language-learning AI model, will respond in a rather amusing way. Just try it—you can put literally ANYTHING as your desired job, and when the game asks you to type a response, you can put literally ANYTHING, and the model will cook up a pretty funny response—it will even get some pretty obscure references at times! The only critiques I can give is that the summaries at the end go on for way, way too long—I alt-F4'd at one point just because of this, and that at least a couple times or so, I've noticed the game glitch out in that it throws up blanks instead of a personality type. So it'd say something like "(blank)s are..." instead of "Executioner Extraordinaire," say, which was my most recent personality type. If the too long summaries were trimmed down quite a bit, that'd be nice. I would say the replay value is pretty decent, too—I can definitely see myself coming back to this game every so often just to see how it'd respond to the stupid, silly things I can come up with. Of course, if you're…

classified as a shelf tyrant great game for a laugh-Rory V

“Hire Me!” is a delightful gem that offers a unique and entertaining experience. Set in the quirky AllJobs Agency, the game allows you to choose or invent any job and face a hilariously relentless interview process. The charming pixel art adds to its appeal, and its concise 30-minute gameplay makes it perfect for a quick, enjoyable session.

Funny.

I failed to get hired as a suburban enforcer in which i would have sex with lonely married women. I thought i had what it takes but i guess stan just doesn't agree. Although stans wife would say otherwise.