Hire Me!
Mildly Interesting Games · 2024 · Casual, Simulation, Point & Click, Choose Your Own Adventure, Pixel Graphics
PC
Positive100% · 40
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About Hire Me!
Dream Big, Apply Recklessly!
Welcome to the whimsical, wacky and slightly weird world of AllJobs Agency, where 'All' is not just a catchy prefix. Choose any job you want — or even make one up — and brace yourself for the most relentless job interview of your life.
Answer a series of (often too) personal questions asked by the agency's ruthless and brutally honest job agent, who is like if Ricky Gervais and a lie detector had a love child. He will do anything to throw you off guard. Especially when you want to become one. Prepare for an interview that dives into your deepest fears, favorite pizza toppings and why you think capes should make a comeback in office attire.
So iron your 8-bit tie, slap on a smile thicker than a pixelated pancake and charm the binary socks off the AllJobs Agency!
Tap that download button and catapult yourself into occupational stardom. It's time to fake it 'til you make it in the jazzy job jungle!
Welcome to the whimsical, wacky and slightly weird world of AllJobs Agency, where 'All' is not just a catchy prefix. Choose any job you want — or even make one up — and brace yourself for the most relentless job interview of your life.
Do you have what it takes to land your dream job?
Answer a series of (often too) personal questions asked by the agency's ruthless and brutally honest job agent, who is like if Ricky Gervais and a lie detector had a love child. He will do anything to throw you off guard. Especially when you want to become one. Prepare for an interview that dives into your deepest fears, favorite pizza toppings and why you think capes should make a comeback in office attire.
Features:
- Choose the job you want or make one up: whether you want to become an astronaut or an underwater basket weaving consultant, you're in charge of your career.
- Answer both serious and not-so-serious questions to see if you're fit for the job.
- Subject yourself to mockery, roastings, ridicule, condescension and even disapproving glances from our demanding interviewer.
- Pixel art. Or 'stupid blocky graphics' as my son calls it.
- Short experience (around 30 minutes).
- No Interview is the same!
So iron your 8-bit tie, slap on a smile thicker than a pixelated pancake and charm the binary socks off the AllJobs Agency!
Tap that download button and catapult yourself into occupational stardom. It's time to fake it 'til you make it in the jazzy job jungle!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
No matter what I said, he always found a way to make fun of it. In the end, he hired me with an unexpectedly positive twist—[spoiler] and I love him for it.. [/spoiler] Osas - Inventive Necromancer3 found this helpful
What a neat little game—it's funny how you can put literally anything you want into this, from the most generic to the most inflammatory, and the interviewer, Stan, no doubt powered by a language-learning AI model, will respond in a rather amusing way. Just try it—you can put literally ANYTHING as your desired job, and when the game asks you to type a response, you can put literally ANYTHING, and the model will cook up a pretty funny response—it will even get some pretty obscure references at times! The only critiques I can give is that the summaries at the end go on for way, way too long—I alt-F4'd at one point just because of this, and that at least a couple times or so, I've noticed the game glitch out in that it throws up blanks instead of a personality type. So it'd say something like "(blank)s are..." instead of "Executioner Extraordinaire," say, which was my most recent personality type. If the too long summaries were trimmed down quite a bit, that'd be nice. I would say the replay value is pretty decent, too—I can definitely see myself coming back to this game every so often just to see how it'd respond to the stupid, silly things I can come up with. Of course, if you're…2 found this helpful
“Hire Me!” is a delightful gem that offers a unique and entertaining experience. Set in the quirky AllJobs Agency, the game allows you to choose or invent any job and face a hilariously relentless interview process. The charming pixel art adds to its appeal, and its concise 30-minute gameplay makes it perfect for a quick, enjoyable session.1 found this helpful
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This game was a fun journey, blending humor with unexpected depth. I discovered new things of myself while navigating its delightful chaos. The experience was both entertaining and enlightening. If you’re looking for a reason to giggle while trying to explore more about yourself, this game might be worth spending some bucks if you're interested! -Kithu the Sound Surgeon1 found this helpful
I failed to get hired as a suburban enforcer in which i would have sex with lonely married women. I thought i had what it takes but i guess stan just doesn't agree. Although stans wife would say otherwise.
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