Horny Blocks
MaxHS · August 27, 2025 · Strategy, Hentai, Action, Casual, Puzzle
Buy Horny Blocks from Steam at $0.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Buy at Steam Where to buy Horny Blocks — official stores
Horny Blocks price by region
Horny Blocks costs £0.89 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, €0.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$1.29 in Canada, NZ$1.49 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$3.49 in Brazil and zł4.49 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 United Kingdom | £0.89 | £0.89 | — | 1 |
 Georgia (USD) | $0.90 | $0.90 | — | 1 |
 United Statesyour region | $0.99 | $0.99 | — | 1 |
 Europe (EUR) | €0.99 | €0.99 | — | 1 |
 Canada | CA$1.29 | CA$1.29 | — | 1 |
 New Zealand | NZ$1.49 | NZ$1.49 | — | 1 |
 Australia | A$1.50 | A$1.50 | — | 1 |
 Brazil | R$3.49 | R$3.49 | — | 1 |
 Poland | zł4.49 | zł4.49 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
About Horny Blocks
Horny Blocks is a classic block-breaking game with progressively challenging stages. Enjoy calm and relaxing moments as you break blocks and reveal beautiful girls.
Horny Blocks — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Players appreciate this Arkanoid-style game as a fun, budget-friendly experience with good level design and cute artwork that provides motivation to complete challenges, though some note the art is AI-generated. Common praise includes the reasonable difficulty, decent length of content, and attractive character designs, while complaints are minimal though some find the lack of animation limiting and have minor critiques about specific art choices.
Seems fun, feels like there are a lot of levels, the girls are cute, and the game has a nice selection of power ups and such. There is no animation, but the pictures are cute, and a tiny bit naughty. Nothing really raunchy. One thumb up. 84 minutes start to finish for 24 levels, with some levels having to be tried more than once to defeat. I like some challenge, this was really good for this type of game.2 found this helpful
A simple bat and ball game. art is ok.1 found this helpful
sexy picture1 found this helpful
I played it all the way through and found it fun. I enjoy Arkanoid style games, and having girls in it adds a little extra motivation ;) If you're into getting all the achievements, go for it, it's guaranteed fun. For $1, I definitely recommend it1 found this helpful
An Arkanoid-like puzzle game where you clear each stage to unlock lewd AI generated art. At least it's eye pleasing to my personal tastes. Why was the first one has THAT KIND of haircut though?
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