I Did It ALL for the COOKIE!

"I Did It ALL for the COOKIE!" is not a game, it's an e-book that's been dumped on Steam masquerading as a game. As a visual/interactive novel, this doesn't feature any notable gameplay, it's just a lot of clicking through badly written dialogue that would never have been accepted or published in print, which poses the question, "How did something this badly written end up on Steam?". When someone hoping to become an author is unable to get published in print, they spend $100 and dump their high school fan-fiction onto Steam, under the guise of a game. This is a garbage Ren'Py e-book that seems to have been put on Steam as a joke, it doesn't come across as any kind of attempt to make anything sincere, genuine, or valuable to gamers. Visual novels/e-books are tedious at best... imagine the best novel you ever read, be that Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or 2001: A Space Odyssey or Twilight (if you have terrible taste in literature), but then translate that to a format where the words dribble out and you have to click your mouse every time you wanted to read the next sentence, instead of just turning the pages. You'd think it was garbage. Now imagine that experience, but with m…

life changing truly heavenly gave me the pass, cured my cancer, truly jesus blessed this game while on the crucifix, cured mmy grandpas alzheimers also According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day a…

i know a limp bizkit reference when i see one

Very fun little game. More mature than you'd think, a little bit of sarcastic social commentary. This may've been written by Jonathan Swift. Cheap, hilarious, multiple endings and your choices change everything, Buy it.

SLUTTY COOKIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLL YEAAAAAAH

Very short game, took me like 20 minutes to complete all endings, you stole a car for a cookie that you don't even get to eat. W Aunt Becky for beating the living hell out of Jimmy in that one option. 7/10