John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness
Kimulator's Films · 2026 · Action, Comedy, Adventure, Cartoon, Cartoony
PC
7 user reviews100% · 7 📉 Recent reviews down 91%
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About John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness
The Deep StoryIt's the future, bees have taken over the world after the bee-pocalypses, thankfully a group of rebels are fighting back! Their plan? Go back in time to 2022 before the bee-pocalypses and stop it! Their issue? They are low key kinda scared of bees, their solution? Travel into a book and get the most famous cartoon bear in the world to help them! Sadly, he's a tiny bit more annoying than they anticipated... Not only that, they also hired a cameraman to follow them around to make a documentary about their story.. "No Honey at Home".The GameplayThe game is an interactive movie where you will be playing the camera-man hired by the rebels to document their time travel effort in a mockumentary style. But what do you actually do in the game? It's simple, once in a while you will need to do a choice in the game. The choices will affect the next cutscene and the ending, now that's absolute cinemaThe Features
- Amazing life like graphics (Full motion footage)
- Multiple endings
- Animated Cartoon Bear superimposed on the live action footage
- Funny ahah jokes that make you go ahah (Because it’s funny, lol)
- Epic action scenes worthy of a 1 billion dollar blockbuster movie (Where they only used 0.00000000000000067% of their budget)
- Time travel storyline
- Bonus footage with behind the scene showing props used in the game
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
After playing this game, my urethra will never be the same size. John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness inspired and compelled me to expand my urethra using various sounding instruments, even using pressured gas. The subsequent development of my urethra into a cavernous hollow has given me great pleasure, but has opened me up to potential fungal infection, so definitely think about that before you play this game. The gratuitous increase in the size of my phallic canal has greatly aided the flow rate of my urination, and although it is very difficult to control now, it is very helpful to only take 3 or 4 seconds. Overall, I would probably rate this game a 7/10, as it is great for value but the fungal tonics and various urethral expansion methods can get expensive. Highly reccomend for those who are very into sounding, but it is not for beginners.5 found this helpful
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