JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator

JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator

AdumaGames · 2025 · Simulation, Walking Simulator, Collectathon, 3D, Early Access

PC
6 user reviews67% · 6 📈 Making a comeback 80%
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About JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator

Forever Lost In A Maze...following your boss around different cities across the UK, from silly goofy Train Stations to the iconic F1 track, collect different items like a totally-not-phallic sausage for JoshGeoff, your ring leader boss. What will happen if you don't get these items... you don't want to know since it'll be your worst, and last nightmare.JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator MapsAt the moment, we have 6 maps available during Early Access, with more to come in the future leading up to Full Release! The current maps include, Weiner Town, Kiev Central, Silverstone, Bus Station, Bike Depot... and our newest addition, Strawb Street.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Sep 9, 2025
Don't fall for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-y reviews. I went in expecting a funny bad game but what I got was just an absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥ """"""""game"""""""" thrown together probably in an afternoon.
6 found this helpful
Not recommended Apr 13, 2026
To start, I've already blocked the person who gifted me this ♥♥♥♥ on every single possible platform. This game is horrendous. I've experienced wars in my country, close friends of mine dying, family members dying. And truly, those moments were not even nearly as bad as the time I spent playing this pathetic excuse of a game. I've already contacted Valve to consider delisting this game from the Steam store, as I believe this game could harm others just as much as it did to me, and I don't wish that pain even upon the people I hate the most, aside from whoever developed this. To get onto what I think is a positive, this game should be serve as a great punishment for the worst criminals there is. It will break them. I promise you. I'm currently seeking therapy for this experience, which is incredibly annoying at this time as I'm very financially unstable, and will struggle to afford it. Sadly, it will be vital for me to receive therapy as the moments I spent playing this game are constantly popping back up in my head, and they will not go away. It is honestly a serious shame that Valve allows just anyone to upload games as long as they pay the money, I think from this day forwa…
4 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 21, 2026
So many Weiners 🥰 Weiners is love. Weiners is life. GOTY imo, Great buy!
1 found this helpful
Recommended Nov 28, 2025
What a masterpiece in hunting for ♥♥♥♥♥. Some were harder to find than others, hidden on erections throughout the map...the dev is a cunning individual who leads you down false alleys sometimes...he is a master baiter for sure. However I stuck with it and graduated magna-♥♥♥-laude! Dev note; I would like an option for the wieners to be uncircumcised
1 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 7, 2026
silly little fun game but the movement makes me feel like everything has been lubed the way I keep getting stuck on it all. If you love wieners and wanna collect badges then come on in :D
Recommended Nov 28, 2025
Woah Weiners? Count me in, Much Weiners, Much Speedrunable, Much Movement, Recommend to friends and family! Defiently game of the century, Life was great when this game dropped, Game changing, Life changing game

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