JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator

Don't fall for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-y reviews. I went in expecting a funny bad game but what I got was just an absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥ """"""""game"""""""" thrown together probably in an afternoon.

To start, I've already blocked the person who gifted me this ♥♥♥♥ on every single possible platform. This game is horrendous. I've experienced wars in my country, close friends of mine dying, family members dying. And truly, those moments were not even nearly as bad as the time I spent playing this pathetic excuse of a game. I've already contacted Valve to consider delisting this game from the Steam store, as I believe this game could harm others just as much as it did to me, and I don't wish that pain even upon the people I hate the most, aside from whoever developed this. To get onto what I think is a positive, this game should be serve as a great punishment for the worst criminals there is. It will break them. I promise you. I'm currently seeking therapy for this experience, which is incredibly annoying at this time as I'm very financially unstable, and will struggle to afford it. Sadly, it will be vital for me to receive therapy as the moments I spent playing this game are constantly popping back up in my head, and they will not go away. It is honestly a serious shame that Valve allows just anyone to upload games as long as they pay the money, I think from this day forwa…

So many Weiners 🥰 Weiners is love. Weiners is life. GOTY imo, Great buy!

What a masterpiece in hunting for ♥♥♥♥♥. Some were harder to find than others, hidden on erections throughout the map...the dev is a cunning individual who leads you down false alleys sometimes...he is a master baiter for sure. However I stuck with it and graduated magna-♥♥♥-laude! Dev note; I would like an option for the wieners to be uncircumcised

silly little fun game but the movement makes me feel like everything has been lubed the way I keep getting stuck on it all. If you love wieners and wanna collect badges then come on in :D

Woah Weiners? Count me in, Much Weiners, Much Speedrunable, Much Movement, Recommend to friends and family! Defiently game of the century, Life was great when this game dropped, Game changing, Life changing game