Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday

Choice of Games · August 20, 2020 · Casual, Choose Your Own Adventure, Text-Based, RPG, Action

Buy Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$4.99
lowest tracked $2.99
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Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday price by region

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday costs £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), $4.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £4.29 £4.29 — 1
United Statesyour region $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €4.99 €4.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Canada CA$6.49 CA$6.49 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.39 NZ$7.39 — 1
Australia A$7.50 A$7.50 — 1
Brazil R$16.99 R$16.99 — 1
Poland zł22.99 zł22.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday

Escape your captors…and endure your rescuers, but don't be late to the ball! When you are kidnapped, you must take charge of your rescue, and reclaim your rightful throne.

"Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday" is a 158,000-word interactive comedy by Charles Battersby, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

Conspirators have imprisoned you in a tower, and are plotting to usurp your throne. And it's your birthday! Take command of the inept but well-intended crew sent to rescue you from your tower–a brazen knight, a snarky amazon, a cursed enchantress, and a humble peasant. Work together to escape your captors, outwitting your foes to make it back to the castle and regain your power as royal Heir.

But first: fight the three-headed chimera, the two-eyed biclops, and a horde of insatiable gnomes! (They're surprisingly dangerous after a few drinks.) Wield swords, magic, or fight with your wits and grace. If all else fails, pummel your enemies with a chamberpot tied to a stick.
  • Play as male, female, or nonbinary, gay, straight, bisexual, or asexual
  • Act like a damsel in distress (or an imperiled person) and let your rescuers do the work, or grab a sword and fight your own battles.
  • Unravel the conspiracy behind your abduction and thwart your scheming siblings.
  • Side with the aristocrats, or join a peasant rebellion.
  • Gain stature to prove that you are the one true Heir.
  • Harness fairy magic to bewilder and defeat your foes!
  • Disguise yourself as an Elder Vampire, stare down a giant, and take a nap in a glass coffin!
  • Find love with any of your rescuers...or marry a goblin. (You know you're curious.)
  • Bring peace to the kingdom, or revel in the chaos of civil war.

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Sep 5, 2020
this story is pretty bad tbh its lack of direction its terrible plot and the decisions you make are so random even if you want to go a certain way you will be forced to do something different at a different point. this is nothing like choice of robots which is superior to this and choice of alexandria is also a good one compared to the rest of the choice novel games i suggest checking those 2 out instead of this
3 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 30, 2023
This is one game that I will warmly recommend, despite my initial reservations due to me knowing of it's comedic tone (I don't like comedy most of the time). It's a more lighthearted story than a lot of CoG / Hosted Games works usually are, but still has some heavier subjects here and there, and a surprisingly compelling cast of characters. Of course, it's not without a few cons, but the pros outweight them heavily, in my opinion. PROS: - The story itself: it's well structured and the pacing makes it so it never gets dull. - The characters: they are intentional clichés, sort of stereotypes of often seen fantasy archetypes. But the "parody" here is obviously intended, and their two dimensional premise adds to their actual appeal in how interestingly it's written. Not to mention, the few unexpected aspects are also pretty compelling. As an example, you have the love interest I had picked, your typical "knight in shining armor" - but you learn pretty fast that [spoiler]he's initially in it only because he wants to become king, and he never actually shies away from saying that out loud, even until the very end - that doesn't prevent the MC from loving him if you want them to, and …
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Nov 18, 2022
I think i just wasted my 2$ on this o_O i like the company tho they've been on my radar since my last year of grade school. it's fun but doesn't offer a lot of replay value. i mean.. i squeezed 5 hours out of it out of sheer will to see if there were more interesting paths, but it got repetitive around the 2nd/3rd time afaik. i think there are better stories in the choice of games arsenal
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jun 8, 2022
Not sure why this game has so many negative reviews; its a fun and lighthearted cyoa for a steal. Not perfect by any means but I enjoyed the writing, the characters, the choices and the story - and it stands up to be replayed multiple times!
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 13, 2020
Delightfully written. You will need to play through more than once to grok the mechanics, once you do shaping the story to your aims becomes much easier, especially once you see the author's style of cause and effect. I laugh every time I play. I cried at the death of a monster. Sobbed honestly. Artistically brilliant.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 3, 2020
This was a fun bit of whimsy. I enjoyed it. It's silly but the writing is actually really funny, and the story is pretty entertaining too.
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