

Milkman Mayhem
TaterTLK · 2024 · FPS, PvE, Singleplayer, Aliens, 1980s
PC
8 user reviews100% · 8
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About Milkman Mayhem
An endless hoard of cows are heading straight to you. In order to last longer, you'll need to find weapons, ammo, and most importantly whiskey! You can hide in a corner or run around like a madman, either way, they'll catch you eventually. Use your time between rounds to wisely. If you need a break, take a drive to the nearby pawn shop. Once you've found everything you needed, you can head back to work either at the farm or at the nearby cornfield.
Defend Yourself
There are a number of different ways to defend yourself from them mind controlled bovine. The most obvious way is with weapons! A number of different guns can be found scattered throughout the locations. If you run out of ammo, you'll have your trusty ax to to rely on. This will cause you to be in their bite range, however.
Look for Loot
You'll need to be constantly keep an eye out for whiskey, ammo, and gasoline while running around. But you can't carry everything at once. If you're full on ammo, you'll need to remember where it is so you can retrieve it later. That's if it's there at all. Loot spawns randomly from game to game in pre determined locations.
Travel to Locations
In between rounds, you'll have an opportunity to drive to a different part of the map for the cost of a one gas can. Visit Bobo's free range dairy farm where you'll first start you day! Discover the nearby cornfield that's recently had strange sightings. Take a breather from the chaos at Useful Junk Pawn! While you're here, buy a couple whiskey's for the road. WARNING: Driving while under the influence of alcohol is not advisable during work hours.
The Future
More guns, maps, enemies, and lore will be coming in future updates! Hold onto your hats cowpoke, we're only getting started.
Defend Yourself
There are a number of different ways to defend yourself from them mind controlled bovine. The most obvious way is with weapons! A number of different guns can be found scattered throughout the locations. If you run out of ammo, you'll have your trusty ax to to rely on. This will cause you to be in their bite range, however.
Look for Loot
You'll need to be constantly keep an eye out for whiskey, ammo, and gasoline while running around. But you can't carry everything at once. If you're full on ammo, you'll need to remember where it is so you can retrieve it later. That's if it's there at all. Loot spawns randomly from game to game in pre determined locations.
Travel to Locations
In between rounds, you'll have an opportunity to drive to a different part of the map for the cost of a one gas can. Visit Bobo's free range dairy farm where you'll first start you day! Discover the nearby cornfield that's recently had strange sightings. Take a breather from the chaos at Useful Junk Pawn! While you're here, buy a couple whiskey's for the road. WARNING: Driving while under the influence of alcohol is not advisable during work hours.
The Future
More guns, maps, enemies, and lore will be coming in future updates! Hold onto your hats cowpoke, we're only getting started.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Who knew drinking whiskey and shooting waves of cows would be so much fun.4 found this helpful
Massacred a bunch of cows, stole all their milk, drank some whiskey, went home and did it all again. This game is great1 found this helpful
Very good 10/101 found this helpful
The cows have already been abducted and probed, now it's your turn, This game is a fun way to pass some time. Doesn't take much to get into, and the progression you get is fun. Love the cows' stick legs, 10/101 found this helpful
Kill cows, drink whiskey, don't die.1 found this helpful
pretty simple but had a decent amount of fun with it.
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