Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
Scope Creeps · 2026 · Action, Adventure, Dating Sim, Shooter, Visual Novel
PC
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About Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:
- Rimington, the hunky shotgun
- Viper, the chaotic revolver
- Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).
- Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper
Key Features
- Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!
- A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!
- Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!
- Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!
- Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!
- Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!
- Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love was very enjoyable, fun and funny to me. I played for their July 4th patch and really enjoyed what I got, I didn't mess around with the settings too much (only aim sens) and played on the "Expert Gunner" difficulty. I felt that the story and characters were very well written, the humor was my exact cup of tea and the dev's commitment to 'the bit' throughout was truly great. Shame the ladder doesn't work 0/10, otherwise a very enjoyable and funny time 10/10, love being delulu with my bunker buddies, I'm going to return to finish collecting all the cheevos I missed! I hope the team decides to make more games, free or otherwise, and I'm wishing them all the best!3 found this helpful
this is the game the WOKE, LIBERAL cloud people agenda doesn't want you to see.2 found this helpful
Decided to shoot my shot at playing this and I have no regrets. FPS and Dating sim combined it's beautiful2 found this helpful
peak2 found this helpful
Made me genuinely laugh at several points, introduced me to a banger song, and Twice was mentioned. Easily one of my top 10 games of the year <32 found this helpful
Not bad could do with more documentrys though the first one went to fast and undertsnadbly i can deal with the lader but i would have like it.
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