POOSTALL Royale

POOSTALL Royale

RWS C Team · 2023 · Action, Shoot 'Em Up, Top-Down Shooter, Arcade, 3D

PC
Very Positive85% · 1,121
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About POOSTALL Royale

✦ AI summary

Blast through waves of mindless enemies in this intentionally absurd top-down shooter inspired by Hatred, complete with a female POSTAL Dude and hilariously terrible production values. It's a cheeky April Fools joke from RWS's C Team that turned out to be real and playable for free, with a bonus pigeon-feeding minigame that's exactly as pointless as it sounds.

APRIL FOOLS 2023


That's right, this was all part of an elaborate April Fools joke. But what exactly is real and what isn't?

Quite simply, the game is real, the people who worked in it are real and all the plans to continue improving the game are real too!

While this game was never meant to be taken too seriously, the people behind the "C Team of RWS" are passionate and are willing to continuing polishing this game. All the new updates will be FREE!

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So you got to this Steam page and you're wondering what in the blue hell you're seeing right in front of you. It's hard to explain really, one month in the making and the C team of RWS crapped out this absolute masterpiece that is available for you to download right now!

We can't believe we're not charging you for this masterpiece!

It's almost like that game... Hatred!


Shoot your way through multiple waves of braindead NPCs who are literally only programmed to run towards you while yelling random things recorded from a bathroom stall with a cheap USB microphone. Compare your highscore with your friends, if you have any. Enjoy the beautiful assets that we've bought and didn't even bother to make ourselves!

We've gone WOKE!


For the first time ever, you get to play as a female POSTAL Dude, complete with voice lines and everything.

The Pigeon Mission


Many years in the making, and it's finally here... the super ultra cool PIGEON MISSION is finally a reality! Feed pigeons as fast as you can and... well... that's it really. Wait, you expected to be able to kill them? we've gone woke, remember?

In case you haven't realised by now


This is an April Fools joke...

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jun 16, 2026
Kept moonwalking across the map.
9 found this helpful
Not recommended Jun 21, 2026
foid dude larping alot
3 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 18, 2026
woke woke wow fortnite season 69 (POOSTALL ROYELE) is so cool!!!
Recommended Jul 15, 2026
Just confused but also lol not to take serious free joke game!
Not recommended Jul 12, 2026
5 minutes was enough of this. I don't want this even for free
Recommended Jun 23, 2026
fun but very little content reminds me of Dead Ops Arcade but Postal 4/10 game but its fun for Postal fans

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