Roly Poly

So I only purchased this game to troll a friend in my activity feed, specifically because he spammed me with the woodlouse pictures of all things - conveniently followed by the release of this woodlouse game. And you might be questioning if spending $10.79 sarcastically was worth it, and I think I would agree with you, but luckily for me, the game is unironically not completely awful. The whole thing was actually kinda charming if you don't mind some crude 3D graphics, and don't get me wrong, it does not make the best first impression, but if you give it a chance, it's self-aware enough to make the experience enjoyable, there are a few really funny endings which I think salvaged this purchase. It's kind of a game where you look for secrets, hidden areas, obscured paths, and collecting various objects. I missed a few achievements but I was able to get all 4 endings in about 2 hours. That said, the game is artificially longer than it should be because the endings reset your progress, so there is no point in trying to collect everything in one run. On a side note, I think the game would be more enjoyable if your ball movement would allow you to travel faster, like a very weird Sonic …

This game cured my depression.

I love isopods, the first 30 minutes or so were very nice exploring. Liked the chuckling dialogue and hats. The physics however not sticking to angled wood, but deep mud were a bit sad it would have been great to like crawl onto big things. The tunnel was too dark gamma setting would be great. However i found myself a bit lost to where i had to go after visiting the three king or something and tried to push rocks up a ramp. the no 3/4 movement animation is a bit weird to get used to but overall what i expected. :) (IIIII){

absolute masterpiece

I was down for the concept, but the lack of a jump button turns me off