Samozbor: Rebellion

Do not buy this game if you value your wellbeing. Even if you don't, you shouldn't buy this game anyways. It's a poorly translated, poorly animated, shoddily constructed mess that was not worth the 84 cents I paid when I got it on sale. It attempts to be "meta" but ends up falling flat on its face, and every character has no actual animation (they just sway back and forth at varying speeds while the camera views them at various angles).

[i] Game provided by the Dev via my [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/32912601/] Curator Page. [/url] [/i] Samozbor: Rebellion is a visual novel that tells a story about... Well I'm kind of confused on what it's about. From what I understood, it's about a small group of women that call themselves "Underground Russian Visual Novel Makers" that talk about making a new story, but argue with each other, then it just jumps in and out of their story. My big issue is that it constantly jumps around on topics and between characters that just leaves the whole experience confusing. One second it's talking about making the novel, then it's talking about "bottle spinning", then it's about kidnapping the Russian president, then back to a bottle spinning tournament, then an occult ritual, then jumps to a guy choking on his own feces... I just got so lost as it just jumps from one thing to another. Now I will say, I haven't played much for visual novels, but at least in the ones I've played I could understand what was going on, but here I was struggling to keep the story and events straight. Add in the fact every character can break the forth wall, multiple times. There is also no choi…

Very unique music and art style and I am culturally enriched.

Retarded Story, Neat Visuals

tl;dr: This game cures depression but gives you schizophrenia. Imagine it's a Friday evening. You are just sitting in your home, thinking about how to get high. You can't just go out and get yourself some grass because it's January and you live in somewhere cold as f***, like Sweden, Russia, or hell, even C*nada (I'm a Nationally Localized proud USA resident, thank you!). And you don't want to huff paint because that ♥♥♥♥ messes you up. So what to do? The best option is to play Samozbor: Rebellion. You know this game is gonna be good when the first sentence in the trailer says "Here comes the diversity." This game features nested story, cool visuals, crudely-drawn anime girls (and boys), stupid humor, extreme sports, russian mythology and political allegories of a post-communism society. Everything about this game is at the so-bad-it's-good level (except for the music, it slaps) and the overall outcome is actually not bad. In fact, I'd say it's pretty interesting. [spoiler]The story starts from four (or five? I don't know how to count) well-mannered ladies having a tea party, talking about a visual novel they are going to write. After countless swear words and shenanigans, they …

An hour or so of... interesting content. I have no words. 6/10 bottles, but worth it if you want something truly mind boggling.