SpelBrawl

Quite Frankly, This 'Video Game' was simply not worth the time, nor effort that I had put into it. When I tell you this tale, I wish for you to lend me Your Ear and pay attention, for it is more Rewarding than this game. Many Moons ago, Back in Winter, New Years Eve of 2007, my Great Grandfather had sat all members of the Family down to tell them to Heed his Warning: "Oh, Dearest Kin, Friends, Random guy that Paul (Furry Uncle) Brought in, I have a Serious thing to Warn You of, For I do Not know How much time I have left to do so" he took a long swig of his drink (cheap whiskey mixed with 7up and expired sprite cranberry) "Many Years from now, When I am Deceased and You only remember Paul for Being a Furry, a Game will be on the Steam Autumn Sale" we all whispered, wondering what he was on about. "Silence!" he Yelled, his voice coarse from eating a sandwich the day before, "Listen! You must Never Buy a Game Called-" then he falls asleep, never finishing to tell us what game it was oh so vital for us to not buy. 21 Years Later, I am on my Computer, Browsing the Steam Autumn Sale, Looking for a Few new Games for my Growing Collection, when I stumble Across SpelBrawl. I think to my…