STAY ALIVE (2025)

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I'm gonna be real quick. Don't Gameplay is cat mario but you have 3 lives or girls to go through before you're back at the laziest designed menu ever. It's annoying and gets tiresome really quick instead of just letting us have infinite lives. The saws are faster than you and you will need to be perfect at your movement to beat any of this. Ai s**t everywhere. I would rather take handmade made by man drawings equivalent to an actual kindergartner's skill than lazy ai as long as a human picked up the pencil and put the care in. PLEASE I BEG YOU just go pick up the puppet combo version of the dark web girl survival game theme instead. There is actual effort put into that even if I HATE the annoying camera angles and vhs filter. It's just BETTER. It's the nutella and this game is the low effort dollar tree chocolate.

It's free-to-play, so you can argue about how harshly it should be judged, but even as a free game, it's not really worth your time. The presentation looks nice and clean at first, but things start going downhill pretty quickly. As other reviews have already pointed out, the respawn time after dying is absolutely ridiculous for a game that is clearly designed around dying frequently. The repetitive, dull and stupid laughter of the audience that plays every time you die is always the same voiceline and therefore incredibly annoying. It fits perfectly with the already stupid lore, making the overall experience even worse. On top of that, the very first traps are already challenging. Combined with the sluggish controls, this makes the experience unnecessarily frustrating. The gore factor is decent, but it doesn't help at all.

controls good. Everything else...

there appears to be no way to leave the controls screen, lol. Extremely pedestrian gotcha platformer with a terrible floaty jump. Not fun.