Tabletops & Bottoms

Given the game is not flagged as Early Access, and you'd have to overhaul core systems anyway; what we get is what it has: An interesting idea with mixed execution. It really is quite a novel fusion of genres and I would like to encourage indie developers to create more original games of this sort, but... Reviews are ultimately for prospective players and I can't recommend it as an erotic game due to presentation and content issues. Specifically - it comes off as an incremental content delivery mechanism more than a game, and in a way that hobbles its eroticism. The same sort of image packaging as a puzzle slider game; but on a board circuit.

Kinda neat, but overall execution is just sort of... meh? In the end game credits the dev literally says they aren't going to add anything, uhh, da fuq? Way to sell your product there.

I picked this up for $8.50 on sale, and I think I overpaid a little. Its not... bad, per se, its just there is very very little gameplay. You click a die, and get to decide if you do the pervy or non-pervy thing with each stop. Even though individual "games" take about 30 minutes, that seems way too long to me. The gameplay is so minimal, and the lewd content so spread out, that I just wanted to get to it faster. By the way, I had played the demo before buying this on steam, so my low playtime isn't actually as low as it seems. I think for $4 or $5 this would seem like a better value buy.

If I were to pick out flaws in this game, I only have 2 and one is minor. First thing is that the map feels really incomplete/bare. There should be, in my own opinion, a larger variety of enemies and a more varied pool of events. Second (the minor thing): you misspelled "volunteer" Besides those things, the game is solid and I hope you guys keep building on it ♤ Please check out my curator pages for more reviews and my other content ♤ ♡ [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/cuppa-tea] Regular Cuppa Tea Reviews[/url] ◇ [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/latenight-cuppa] Adult (18+) Cuppa Tea Reviews[/url] ♧ [url=https://steamcommunity.com/id/steel-cathedral/images] My Classy Content[/url]

[h1]🫦 Is it Lewd or Crude?[/h1] [h1][i][u][b]LEWD![/b][/u][/i][/h1] [table] [tr] [th]Category[/th] [th]Opinion[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]📖 Story[/td] [td][i][b]You play as two (even in a solo game) people who's DM has decided to make a lewd little board game for your two player characters. The first one to max their points wins.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]🍆 Gameplay[/td] [td][i][b]Mario Party if Princess Peach was a sl*t. Ok, ok, not like that, BUT CLOSE.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]👀 Graphics[/td] [td][i][b]It's 2D art, no real animations, but I personally loved the style and feel of it.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]🎧 Sound Design[/td] [td][i][b]Basic soundtracks and no sound effects for lewd scenes.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]↩ Replay Value[/td] [td][i][b]It's presented as a board game (multi-player, even) and you unlock all scenes through playing as each character. So pretty high replay value.[/b][/i][/td] [/tr] [/table] I received a free copy for review purposes, but will remain as unbiased as I am able. Honestly, this is a…

A bit underdeveloped (waiting for the same-sex scene update), but I had decent fun with it and felt accomplished after winning a game against the CPU.