Talking Kiteboards by Flexifoil

[h1]Before I played Talking Kiteboards, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

The game looks great so far, had a very fun time. The game mechanics are easy to learn, the maps have a simple layout, easy to navigate through, plus there are plenty of maps, and there’s a whole range of customization options for your character, surfing board, kite, and more! This game reminds me of Mario Kart, just instead of throwing bananas, you throw beachballs lol. Just wish the Kiteboards could talk. Just kidding :) In short, a great game to have fun with friends or by yourself.

[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There are no available servers and no player population. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] [quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microtransaction]Warning: In-Game Cash Shop[/url][/b] This game is infested with a toxic mobile app style cash shop. You will be prompted to and expected to give money/credit card details to the developers through this cash shop to buy in-game goods so you can play the game.[/quote] Kiteboard racing is certainly a niche genre, but this is really just a glorified Mario Kart ripoff with kiteboards skinned over it instead of go-karts. And all of that is just a thin veneer plastered over the top of the toxic mobile app tier cash shop. The licensing from Flexifoil makes this come across as more of an advert for kiteboards than a game, too. Gamers can see sincerity in the games they choose. This seems to have none. So, "Talking Kiteboards by Flexifoil" is a dead PvP game. Why did it fail? It's video game autopsy time! [i]Almost every PvP exclusive game on Steam fails.[/i] Only a tiny proportion of them "go viral". This game failed for …

Look, I'm practically obsessed with kites. Even with that, and this game being free, I want my time back. If this is actually sponsored by Flexifoil, they should take their name off of it because it makes me trust their products less. Absolutely terrible.

Игра "Talking Kiteboards by Flexifoil" – занятное развлечение, особенно если вы интересуетесь кайтбордингом. Физика движений реализована достаточно неплохо, позволяя почувствовать сопротивление ветра и необходимость правильного баланса. Графика хоть и не современная, но вполне функциональная и позволяет различать разные типы досок и окружение. Геймплей поначалу может показаться немного сложным, но после небольшой практики начинаешь понимать механику и ловить волну. Приятно, что есть возможность выбирать различные локации для катания. Юмор в виде "говорящих досок" добавляет игре своеобразный шарм, хотя он и может показаться немного наивным. В целом, игра не хватает звёзд с неба, но она предлагает приятное времяпрепровождение для любителей кайтбординга или тех, кто просто хочет попробовать что-то новое и непринужденное. Хотелось бы больше контента и улучшенную графику, но, учитывая, что это инди-проект, результат вполне достойный.

I can not express how much dora the explorer this game is... with no swiper making it cool. i am so bored. i finished one race and i could not wait for the rest of the racers to finish before uninstalling. BTW DareDevilDanRacing was a better name. they dont even talk but mention "wow" something stupid every 30 seconds... nothing game relevant. 1 star, for at least having a cool name before.