Tetsoidea Eternal

RPG Maker strikes again! Tetsoidea Eternal is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RPG Maker is to make demos and small games to pass around friends, and shouldn't be used for "professional" game development. Like most RPG Maker shovelware and asset flips, the game features extremely low quality copy + pasted 2D retro pixel art, looks awful, and has even worse gameplay. RPG Maker is an absolutely terrible construction kit, and never results in games of any reasonable quality or value to gamers. This is a particularly bad sequel to a slightly less bad (but still almost…

Tetsoidea Eternal is the first sequel to Fateholders of Tetsoidea, and does not improve on the original. The names aren't quite as stupid and there's no utterly terrible acronyms, but it's still a distinctly amateur 1.5 hour RPG Maker game featuring several stupid names and packed with awful jokes that were probably not funny to anyone except the author and their close friends. Likewise, the mechanics are similar, a linear progression from one map to the next with frequent save points that restore all of your HP and MP, but the combat mechanics never reach "interesting" in this one - you have one person who has a whole-party regeneration buff, one person who puts a HP drain debuff on bosses, one person who is completely generic and never does anything interesting except in fights that go so long he builds up 90 TP, and a wizard who blows up random encounters once you get her. This didn't really leave much room for any different combat strategies in any situations, unlike in the original. Story-wise, it's still disjointed and aimless, except about some evil scientist or wizard who is doing evil wizard science with a crystal. You chase him and his assassins across the map, kill him…

Veyr well polished game