That's My President!
Kisotik Games · 2026 · Political Sim, Political, Politics, Turn-Based Strategy, Party Game
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About That's My President!
POLITICS IS A BLOODSPORT
That's My President! is a strategy party game about lying to your friends, conquering the map, and running the country into the ground.MULTIPLAYER: RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIPS
Gather up to 4 players online and fight for the Oval Office in a cutthroat strategy showdown.- THE ROSTER: Washington, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden. Each candidate comes equipped with a unique special ability designed to break the rules and crush your opponents.
- CARDS ARE AMMO: No deck-building nonsense here. You have a hand of dirty tricks. Play a "Banish" card to teleport an opponent to Alaska or a "Vote Steal" to steal their hard-earned votes.
- BACKSTAB EVERYONE: Form alliances, promise safety, and then betray them the moment they turn their back.
SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN: SAVE THIS SH*THOLE
Wake up, Mr. President. We have a world to burn.It’s 2040. The country is bankrupt, the borders are on fire, and you just woke up from the dead.- FULLY VOICED CHAOS: The insanity is fully voiced. From screaming advisors to weeping vampires, hear every bad decision in high fidelity.
- A WORLD GONE MAD: Help an Australian rebel liberate New Zealand, or assist an Englishman LARPing as Genghis Khan in conquering the steppes.
- UNDEAD DATING PROBLEMS: You have a country to run, but a vampire keeps bugging you about his failing love life. You'll have to deal with that, too.
- YOUR CHOICES MATTER: Every decision you make ripples through the narrative, ensuring no two runs are ever the same.
- 13 MAIN ENDINGS: Will you forge a Utopia, a Supreme Empire, or a radioactive parking lot? Discover 13 distinct main endings all chronicled in detailed ending slides that judge exactly how you changed the world.
KEY FEATURES
- 4-Player Political Warfare: Humiliate your friends. Steal their votes, lie about them, and banish them in real-time online battles.
- A Campaign of Absurdity: A fully voiced narrative adventure with 13 distinct endings. Navigate a world where you must juggle nuclear diplomacy, a vampire's love life, and the collapse of society.
- Western Duels: Losing the election? Shoot your opponent. Challenge the leading player to a classic High Noon standoff to steal their momentum and cripple their campaign.
- Brainrot Corner: Turn-based strategy is boring when you're waiting for your slow friends. We fixed that with an auto-scrolling meme machine to keep your dopamine receptors fried while you wait.
- Satire With Teeth: Dark humor that punches everyone. No political cow is sacred, and no one is safe from the joke.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
I have no idea what is happening, but I know I definitely did not make the world a better place.3 found this helpful
If you played The Political Machine and thought it needed more dark humor and internet memes, plus you actually wanted to be President after winning, then this game might be for you. ***STORY*** The year is 2040 and nobody wants to be President. Thanks to an experimental resurrection technology that was found on the streets of Baltimore, An intern named Diana has been tasked with getting a revived former President ready for showtime. The campaign runs you through running for President, one term, a midterm election, and running for a second term. The campaign has 13 different endings for you to discover. The campaign I played lasted about an hour and I created a US where money is useless due to hyperinflation but everybody is happy because they are too high to care. Your choices of Presidents are the most recent 5; Trump, Biden, Obama, Bush, Clinton. Who you pick doesn't really seem to affect anything except for roleplaying. The campaign is fully voiced too. ***GAMEPLAY*** The gameplay is divided into two sections; The Political Machine campaign trail and a Reigns-style decision and stat management. While running for President/Midterms, you move around the US and built hubs to att…2 found this helpful
A very light election in similar style to Democracy using a 1990s grunge art style. The single player campaign is incredibly short though it has a number of story choices you can make on the way through which seem to contribute to the hellscape board you get on the final level. My first play through, I had a tiny america left and faced Bernie Sanders. The comedy is mostly absurdist. It isn't too indulgent and you can mostly skip it if it isn't your thing. The style is incredibly cohesive, and matches the simple gameplay. Gameplay wise, you have random cards dealt to you, special abilities based on your choices and president, and you can make a building in each state to appeal to one of four demographics. However, that's it. The campaign is all one vs one president duels and, once you've worked out the main strategies, it's fairly easy to win with the primary strrategy being to jump between states and place your single building as quickly as possible. Multiplayer lacks match making and similar features. It uses a system where you generate a code and share it with your opponents. This isn't so bad, but you're going to need to find friends or check in with people on forums. …1 found this helpful
fun game, Gameplay is pretty good, and i love the look and design of the game itself. Would love to see what they do with it :)1 found this helpful
hilarious writing. i wish american politics were real1 found this helpful
It was awesome, real funny and I liked how it used the concept of electoral votes to win the game.
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