The Last Survivors Harem

game advertised as porn. cant find porn

I'm so genuinely confused by this. If you look at their event posting it says it's literally the same game as the last game they posted, but being re-released. I suppose maybe because reviews on the last posting of this game suggest that it couldn't even launch properly. Which, to be fair, this game does launch! The translation for English is not good and you'll notice that pretty much right away. There is no story to speak of, it gives you no tutorial at the start so you're thrown right in to the deep end. But it's Vampire Survivors gameplay, you've played it before. So you go in, beat a boss, and get gear. But the gear coloring system is inverted from standard gear in other games. Purple is low, Green is high. Alright, whatever, I can adapt right? Well, I gave it a fair shake and beat level 2 where I realized that whenever I lost HP if I just killed a monster I gained it all back really quickly. So it led to this weird gameplay loop where I'd sit there and wait for a boss to spawn and when the boss spawned I had to start moving because the minions stopped spawning. Could not confirm if there is H here. There was H in the last one but this one doesn't showcase it in their prev…

Failed to even launch it. Hangs up on loading screen indefinitely, Refunded.

I don't know how this game is getting so many positive reviews. Kinda sus. So much effort went into stuff that doesn't matter, and little effort into stuff that matters. Instead of permanently upgrading global stats, the meta progression comes in the form of equipment drops with randomized stats. Then you navigate the janky interface to try and figure out which one is better, only to get a tiny benefit. Then you spend even more time trying to figure out which items you can sell. You can reroll individual stats, you can create equipment loadouts, you can store them in the warehouse. Why? Repeat the same boring gameplay loop to grind tons of currency to unlock spells, upgrade spells, unlock talents, and buy energy drinks to unlock 20 pixelated H scenes. And the H scenes are meh.